CC Velo Beans

cycling nonsense, and coffee

[CC Velo Beans @VeloBeans]

@bbcquestiontime @100Climbs @Chris_Boardman So. A man comes up with a perfect suggestion on how you can improve your health and life. And therefore save the country money in the long run. Yet look at all the negative fuckers in the comments coming out with all sort of excuses why they can’t exercise more. Fucking gammons

[CC Velo Beans @VeloBeans]

@businessguy9 @GazWatty1 @foamrollerhell @arw84 @Miss_Chilli_1 @TiceRichard @brexitparty_uk @Conservatives Pros - He definitely wont wake up to find illegal immigrants camping in his garden
- he will get his country back whatever that means (presumably just full of nothing but white folk)
- he will take back control I.e British lazy arses doing jobs all the foreign lads do for pennies

[CC Velo Beans @VeloBeans]

@skie2198 @JoeVanJohn1 @RicardoYeowart @YourTweetGod @WWE @ryansatin @FS1 @RandyOrton He’s not wrong though 😂

[CC Velo Beans @VeloBeans]

@mbaugh84 @davemeltzerWON Yes he’s a hardass

[CC Velo Beans @VeloBeans]

@Janekelly25 @MarieAnnUK ❄️

[CC Velo Beans @VeloBeans]

@JoeGilbert1992 @davemeltzerWON Does this sort of mental gymnastics hurt?

[CC Velo Beans @VeloBeans]

@vayerism A haunted shaft of dust
A haunted length off string

[CC Velo Beans @VeloBeans]

@brexitparty_uk What’s the best thing to do if you can’t decide whether to have your shirt collar tucked in or ya hung out?

[CC Velo Beans @VeloBeans]

@allpartycycling But how long has he been banned from flying?

[CC Velo Beans @VeloBeans]

@CopThatCooks Fucking hell, that looked like it hurt, a lot. Bet he wished he’d been shot

[CC Velo Beans @VeloBeans]

@righttobikeit @theJeremyVine @SafeCyclingEire @Cyclistie @CorkCyclingCrew @IrishCycle Brilliant. Fucking Audi wankers. Well done sir, stayed calm and showed her what a fool she is. Rushing to join a traffic queue

[CC Velo Beans @VeloBeans]

@jbly99 @davemeltzerWON @Konnan5150 @TheRealDisco @JrGrilling Why is it so strange that a superior product gets better ratings?

[CC Velo Beans @VeloBeans]

@Cuzzadurry @C_Ollie13 @davemeltzerWON Read it again. I said every other thing you pay for. Dave, cinemas, car garages, can’t give things away for free that they also charge for. It does a disservice to the paying customer.
Don’t be obtuse

[CC Velo Beans @VeloBeans]

@Cuzzadurry @C_Ollie13 @davemeltzerWON Because advertisers pay for it. But I didn’t say the things you don’t pay for did I? I said the things you do pay for.

[CC Velo Beans @VeloBeans]

@Cuzzadurry @C_Ollie13 @davemeltzerWON Every other thing in the whole world you pay for. No difference

[CC Velo Beans @VeloBeans]

@BedfordTweets @OttilieQ @theJeremyVine @cyclingweekly @RosettaCom @Cyclingnewsfeed @UKCycleChat @cyclingplus @TalkRoberto @TheOfficialJVS @davethemajor @AussieLarry @cyclingtips Pathetic

[CC Velo Beans @VeloBeans]

@djhenshall It’s mad as all fuck. He obviously saw what Froome and G Thomas have done and thought, ‘fuck this, I’ll have a bit of that madness and make myself secure for life, pass me the inhaler!’
And what a wonderful thing that is. Great to see Some UK fans choking on their croissants

[CC Velo Beans @VeloBeans]

@mhui89 @GeraintThomas86 The irony is thick, so so so very thick.
*you’re

[CC Velo Beans @VeloBeans]

@LeTour @alafpolak1 From another planet