Warm Buffet

I won the @tide pod challenge

[Girth Brooks @crackawdajuice]

My coworkers are constantly creating new smells in the microwave. They are eating straight up seagull meat

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

how it feels to release your inhibitions

[Andrew Hilary🇵🇸 @AndrewHilaryUS]

This is my new favorite post

[inspector ratchet @_hood_mona_lisa]

If I die at my desk, please make sure my Teams status stays green

[ak @arjunality]

how i am moving in meetings🗣️💯

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

My culture is not your costume

[Elijah Cone @ElijahCone]

i can't believe this isn't I Think You Should Leave

[Warm Buffet @Versaceslipper]

turned 30 and immediately morphed into this body type, i fuck with him

[Yung Skrrt™ @yungskrrt]

my fault

[Thinkwert @Thinkwert]

Do you guys remember 2020

[Barney “Deputy” Fife @DeputyFife69]

How about guys with receding hairlines, how about 4 inches and kind

[Pete Gibson, Union Printer @peteymca]

I am furious these are filled with cans and not just a 5 gallon bucket of loose beer

[Lark @king_of_limb]

the lettuce diarrhea disease made me forcibly expel the gnome who's been, apparently, ratatouilling me for the better part of four years from my large intestine. I seemingly can no longer ride a bike, play the piano, or make love to my wife without sobbing

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

In a huge argument with my gastroenterologist right now. I say that the gold wrapping on Modelo bottles is edible and he's got some X-rays that say it's not

[jameswhite @JamesCageWhite]

What ? I'm mermaid 😂

[CobsonsTopGuy @CobsonsTopGuy_7]

Niggas named Retard wagecuck

[m @msnetik]

If you press the right buttons on your phone they send Thai food to your house

[𝔅𝔯𝔬𝔱𝔞𝔤𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔰𝔱 𝔬𝔣 ℜ𝔢𝔞𝔩𝔦𝔱𝔶 @clevelandreaper]

Wrong