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non mi piacciono le cose lasciate incompl

[Εvαnder @ViaPrivataITALY]

@jimmycarr your job is safe. #ChatGPT isn't gonna make any dark humor joke

[Εvαnder @ViaPrivataITALY]

Elon you are second best today: we are already on Mars!
#mars #secondbest #aliG #sachabaroncohen

[One Liners @humurous1liners]

The police came to my front door tonight holding a picture of my wife.

They said, "Is this your wife, sir?" Shocked, I answered, "Yes."

They said, "I'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus."

I said, "I know, but she has a lovely personality."

[One Liners @humurous1liners]

Eminem isn't allowed to get the full COVID vaccine
He only gets one shot

[Εvαnder @ViaPrivataITALY]

Per chi se lo fosse perso.. Tacon di Beatrice Lorenzin vs buso

[ilmarziano @ilmarziano1]

Meglio figli unici che Fratelli d'Italia.

[Εvαnder @ViaPrivataITALY]

@elonmusk have cars say "THE CAPTAIN OF THE RED MODEL S IS HAILING YOU" if it's true that Teslas' drivers will be able to talk to each others...
@Tesla

[Εvαnder @ViaPrivataITALY]

Bellissimo font!
https://t.co/G0pYJ0KIEO via @atipostudio

[Εvαnder @ViaPrivataITALY]

@matteosalvinimi @realDonaldTrump Aahahahaahahhah

[Funny One Liners @DatFunnyShiz]

Erotic = using a feather
Kinky = using the whole chicken

[Pakalu Papito @pakalupapitow]

i fucked up already

2021 is my year for sure

[Just Bill @WilliamAder]

Why am I the only naked person at this gender reveal party?

[One Liners @humurous1liners]

Most people are shocked when they find out how bad an electrician I am.

[Pakalu Papito @pakalupapitow]

if u r lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie

after a while it won't feel like you are alone anymore

[One Liners @humurous1liners]

A man walks into a hardware store and speaks to the cashier...
"Have you any two watt bulbs?"
"For what?"
"That’ll do, I'll take two."
"Two what?"
"I thought you didn’t have any."
"Any what?"
"Yes please!"

[Εvαnder @ViaPrivataITALY]

@SiamolaGente @Stupormundi66 Puoi linkare? Thx

[Εvαnder @ViaPrivataITALY]

@anthonyjeselnik I know you did this

[Εvαnder @ViaPrivataITALY]

@JessiTheDolll Not sure if telling her to vaccinate is the best suggestion: we may (as society) be more vulnerable if people don’t vaccinate themselves but these tards die much sooner. They kill themselves+kids with their own belief, but they are tards and their kids would grow to be the same..

[Εvαnder @ViaPrivataITALY]

Per capire e raggiungere ciò che vuoi comincia a scartare ciò che non vuoi. - Mark Twain

[Dottoressa Marina @ParoleDiCotone]

Il furbo cambia le carte in tavola.
L'intelligente cambia tavola.

Cit.