Siezure Chavez

Self-proclaimed false prophet.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

In "The Batman," they said Bruce Wayne's parents were murdered in October of 2001. Meaning if you go by release dates, it's possible they were leaving a screening of Zoolander when it happened

[jo @whatsJo]

me: ok now let’s do a silly one

first guy in police line up: *kermit voice* give me all your cash

[Siezure Chavez @ViciousOneX]

@livy_nsfw Me next, plz

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

youth pastor: you’re in his dms, but you know who never leaves you on read?

[Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness]

Home fries are just regular fries with social anxiety

[Siezure Chavez @ViciousOneX]

@Nurseryman75 @SamarthGaba @AtheistRepublic I think you mean how countries controlled by a self-proclaimed communist party works. But by definition, not how actual communism would function.

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

them: how’re you doing?

me:

[アカウント変えた下畑 @pdvpatgdm]

リツイートの数��け外周(500ｍ)走ることになりました。

[Stan's Hacks @StansHacks]

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[MyGames&Apps @MyFavGamesApps]

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[Imba Tools @Imba_Tools]

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[MyGames&Apps @MyFavGamesApps]

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[MyGames&Apps @MyFavGamesApps]

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[MyGames&Apps @MyFavGamesApps]

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[Robert Irvine @RobertIrvine]

Anyone watching the @CNN Town hall with @SpikeLee @MalcolmJenkins @NateBoyer37 Great insights to both sides.. Thoughts

[Robert Irvine @RobertIrvine]

Way to go buddy 💯🇺🇸😎👏🏻 https://t.co/Sjo5ApnKod

[jarrett hill @jarretthill]

Would someone please introduce @garaffon to the founding of America story? She just can't imagine it.

Let's start w/ 1492: "Discovery..."

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

Hey remember when Dad gave everyone free will.............and then drowned everyone in a flood for not using it as he wanted

#goodtimes