Victor Imani

Telecommunications Engineer

[Victor Imani @VictorImani3]

@ManCity Bro is actually balling

[Victor Imani @VictorImani3]

@Superjohna07 He's not joining, chill bro

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

When you finally do your laundry and all your top-tier clothes are back!

[Savy @Savy4895]

“Mummy has already washed the plates”

[Martin VII @Nedao454]

Bellingham is the Tiktok reel player, never runs effectively nor controls the midfield, he just makes some useless runs for the highlights and scores some rebounds

[Troll Football Media @TrollFootball2]

You can't be offside if you bring the defender along

[Mod @CFCMods]

Clean tackles are now more controversial than a made up chip in a ball that showed a graphic that’s never been used before or after that Portugal game, what are we actually doing here 😂

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

After SACCOs, Banks And M-Pesa Are Next As Kenyans Become Guarantors For A Debt Crisis They Never Ate

Kenyans must stop asking why Kenya has not defaulted and start asking who is being prepared to carry the default when the music finally stops.

Ghana was here.

Sri Lanka was here.

Zambia was here.

Argentina was here.

Lebanon was here.

The script is always the same, because a broke government borrows until lenders get tired, taxes until citizens are dry, leans on banks until credit disappears, pushes pain into pensions and domestic savings, then tells the public that sacrifice is needed to save the country.

That is why the SACCO story should scare Kenyans more than they currently seem scared, because SACCO savings are not government money, they are the private sweat of teachers, police officers, nurses, farmers, matatu people, boda riders, mama mbogas, small traders and workers who ran there after banks abandoned them.

In every default story, the government does not stand alone at the edge of the cliff, because it drags citizens there as guarantors through inflation, taxes, currency pain, bank losses, pension restructuring, frozen credit and forced patriotic nonsense dressed up as national recovery.

Banks already formed a comfortable debt circle with government, where lending to Treasury became safer and sweeter than lending to SMEs, which slowly choked biashara, starved the real economy and turned ordinary Kenyans into beggars inside their own banking system.

Now the same government that fed banks with public debt is walking into SACCOs, looking at the last pool of money ordinary Kenyans still controlled after taxes, deductions, mobile money charges, fuel prices, school fees and rent had already eaten their pockets.

The anus cannot be stitched to stop diarrhoea.

A debt crisis cannot be solved by raiding SACCOs, squeezing banks, eyeing M-Pesa, selling public assets and pretending that every desperate grab is an infrastructure plan.

Ghana called it domestic debt exchange.

Sri Lanka called it restructuring.

Argentina called it emergency controls.

Lebanon left people staring at bank balances they could not freely touch.

Kenya will give it a cleaner name, maybe national development, domestic resource mobilisation, infrastructure financing or patriotic investment, but the meaning will be the same.

The citizens are being prepared as guarantors for debts they never ate.

Kenyans are not angry enough, because if they understood where this road ends, they would know SACCOs are not the final target, they are the warning shot before banks, M-Pesa and every private pool of money still breathing outside Treasury’s hands.

The money is finished.

[Newii @newi_6th]

Remember when Ronaldo made a documentary and added Messi losing the final to Germany in it? 🤣. Spare me on that “just appreciate the both of them” nonsense.

[Victor Imani @VictorImani3]

@sa_muwonge @Footballtweet Name a better Belgian winger!

[Victor Imani @VictorImani3]

@Footballtweet First, Doku is not lucky to be at the World Cup. He earned it. He can do whatever he wants with his spot.

[Victor Imani @VictorImani3]

@sa_muwonge @Footballtweet Who does Belgium have that can replace Doku?

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

Housing Levy Locked Forever:

A bold fiscal manoeuvre could lock the controversial housing levy into Kenyan payslips for generations.

Government plans to use the housing levy as loan security to borrow Sh100 billion.

#NTVTonight @MichelleNgele_ @Karanja_Ibrah

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Me hearing that a football player at my age is “past his prime” while i still don't know what to do when i grow up

[𝗜𝘃𝗮𝗻 𝗦𝗰𝗵𝘄𝗮𝗸𝗼𝗳𝗳 @Ivan_Schwakoff]

Only Game Of Thrones fans will know 😂😂

[• @cfcsimv2]

On my 200th rewatch of Gabriel’s penalty miss

[✍️ 🇦🇱 @10blended]

you live by a CB you die by a CB

[Manchester City @ManCity]

The greatest.

[Eric @amerix]

Simps and white knights are important in the dating market.

They wipe out the remnants to let new ones join the chain.

If you are a white-knight, God bless you!