VictoryIllinois

[VictoryIllinois @victoryillinois]

@SelfReliantCtzn @Inv3ntive15 "awesome" would depend on the circumstances of when and how you saw it

[VictoryIllinois @victoryillinois]

Son just asked me for a “dog that can talk to humans”

[VictoryIllinois @victoryillinois]

@Inv3ntive15 @SelfReliantCtzn It's Florida, are you trying to get his kids eaten by gators!?

[VictoryIllinois @victoryillinois]

@TURBOPOSSUM Cut down the trees

[VictoryIllinois @victoryillinois]

@NigelBest5 Damn it sold…I would have bought it

[Jonathan Slater @slater57649]

The penalty is real.

[VictoryIllinois @victoryillinois]

@NigelBest5 Hard to blame them

[VictoryIllinois @victoryillinois]

@NigelBest5 I’d reverse the pump and fill it up but that’s just me

[VictoryIllinois @victoryillinois]

@TURBOPOSSUM Don't do it

[VictoryIllinois @victoryillinois]

He also showed me numbers from a "competitor" (none of my competitors are on Yelp) showing that ads have led that company to the exact same conversion rate as mine. Bigger numbers, but same percentage.

"Look, if you run ads, you can continue to get 4% conversions!"

[VictoryIllinois @victoryillinois]

Yelp account exec just tried to tell me that "Google is where people go to find information but Yelp is where they go to buy something" and I couldn't help but laugh out loud at him

[VictoryIllinois @victoryillinois]

Yelp account exec just tried to tell me that "Google is where people go to find information but Yelp is where they go to buy something" and I couldn't help but laugh out loud at him

[VictoryIllinois @victoryillinois]

@TURBOPOSSUM $17.83

[VictoryIllinois @victoryillinois]

At an outdoor concert, I spotted the coordinator who has been a customer for years but we've never met in person. I said "Hi _____!" and she looked at me, clearly not sure who I was.

I quickly clarified, "I'm Zach, I'm the the toilet guy".

(The music was pretty loud.)

She looked very concerned, and replied, "No you don't look totally gay."

I was grateful, I suppose, but a little confused until I realized she had misheard "toilet guy"

[VictoryIllinois @victoryillinois]

@BuffaloRon Yeah I have all kinds of tricks

[VictoryIllinois @victoryillinois]

@TURBOPOSSUM Yeah making kids get up early is great. Having it be dark until 8:30 is going to suck though

[VictoryIllinois @victoryillinois]

Buying toilet paper like it's 2020

[VictoryIllinois @victoryillinois]

@TURBOPOSSUM brutal

[VictoryIllinois @victoryillinois]

@bobbyShafto10 @scratchyjohnson It’s classified