Vish Patel

Here to seek knowledge and wisdom. Founder-

[कर्नल Danvir Singh, Sena Medal Gallantry @danvir_chauhan]

Work stress …. Putting the *BC* back into *CNBC ! ….

[Nuna🌹✨️ @Nuna_zd]

There was an era we used to login and logout of social media. 😭

[Prem Soni @ValueWithPrem]

Ahmedabad is a hopelessly boring Tier 2 city. Please don’t move here.

Living here is an absolute nightmare:

• Zero Adrenaline: Women are just casually roaming around at 2 AM eating ice cream without fearing for their lives or dodging intense police naka bandis. Where is the survival thrill?

• No Linguistic Pride: If you don't speak Gujarati, nobody even threatens to beat you up or smash your shop's signboards. They just awkwardly reply in broken Hindi. Absolutely no passion!

• No Traffic Trauma: The roads are so wide and well planned that you actually reach your destination in 20 minutes. How am I supposed to finish my audiobooks or rethink my life choices during a 3 hour bumper to bumper commute?

• Missing Action: Someone bumps into your vehicle, and they just say sorry and pay you instead of pulling out a hockey stick. No street fights, no "Tu jaanta nahi mera baap kaun hai." So dull.

• Zero Aesthetic Culture: No underground drug or Udta Punjab vibes. Just boring, safe, sober families existing everywhere.

Honestly, it’s unbearable. Please stay in your happening metro cities, enjoy spending half your life in traffic and keep breathing that sweet AQI 1000 air.

[👑 @King2Eclipse]

If this were black or Indian men Elon musk would've retweeted this shit saying "concerning"

[parth🥊 @prthkys]

"Thieves don't read and readers don't steal"

[Cass🚩 @_xojnk]

Pakistani attire?? Look carefully she is not wearing a black tent.

[Diva Jain @DivaJain2]

Bengaluru woman should be thankful.
She has a job because the Americans leave at 4:30.

[Sam⋆☕︎ @Abhivridhi_Vani]

He looks like those kids who cosplay adults in flipkart ads

[dickenson @Pghsld]

Holy based Gujarat, and then people ask why everything goes there.

https://t.co/kSklsNKtqI

[Dr Poornima 🇮🇳 @PoornimaNimo]

Reporter : Modi ji has appealed to the Indians not to buy gold for one year.
Gold Karigar : No problem.

Reporter : You are a Gold craftsman, when gold won't be sold, who will employ you for craftsmanship.
Karigar : We will sit idle and make do.

Reporter : Who do you vote for ???
Karigar : Modi ji.

Reporter : Now, whom will you vote for ?? After not getting work with increased petrol diesel prices and scarcity of LPG cooking gas.
Karigar : I will vote for Modi. Even though there may be some scarcity, but we make do.
Whatever happens, I will vote for Modi.

And the Opposition dreams it can defeat Modi when such Modi Paglus exist.

[101 Gram🇩🇪 @VishaI_18]

Reason why you should not elect uneducated leaders

[Ajeet Bharti @ajeetbharti]

जाम में न फँसकर जो आधा घंटा आप बचा लेंगे, उस आधे घंटे का आप क्या करेंगे?

[Gaurav (Sack Madarchodendra Pradhan) @fracturebaandya]

To behen ke lawde beech bazaar bowling shuru kar de?

[Vishal Bhargava @VishalBhargava5]

Dear PM @narendramodi - If you really want people to reduce their overseas travel, then the lowest-hanging fruit is to make Goa appealing again.

And the first step is to smash the taxi-mafia in Goa. They have been pampered for far too long. End their menace.

[DeshGujarat @DeshGujarat]

Watch | A shocking example of criminal negligence. Literally a death-trap. Three innocent people lost their lives after their vehicle plunged into a deep excavation on a road under construction in rural Kutch. No diversion signs, barriers, warning boards, stop signals or road closure information had been placed on the road. https://t.co/b6S13gIbXn

[Vish Patel @VishPtel]

When non-Amdavadi appreciate the place you build, you feel proud. Thanks!

[Priyesh Sharma @Kenu73]

Well, Ahemdabad is definitely one of our top cities, the infrastructure here is as solid as it gets, wide roads and cafes. Oh lalalala.

People can get triggered but the city is advancing at a great pace.

[Kishor Bhat @IamKishorBhat]

Bihar Dehats are overrated. Tamilnadu Dehats are underrated.

[Backpacking Daku @outofofficedaku]

Never engage into any adventure sports anywhere around the world except in Europe or USA or New Zealand or countries where proper safety measures are taken. Rest all countries it's totally not worth the risk.

[buck @SoldierBuck__]

You Know a Film is Going to be Masterpiece, When Matt Damon Wants to Go Home!

[SUHEL SETH @Suhelseth]

My advice to the @BJP4India : don’t make a weakling the Bengal Chief Minister and create a puppet show: Haryana, Rajasthan and Madhya Pradesh should make you happy playing with a remote! Choose someone who will change Bengal and not someone who will change for you!