Volatility Shinigami

Negative, I am a Meat Popsicle

[Zito @_Zeets]

Imagine if a team had Bellingham, Mbappe, Vinicius, and even Tchouaméni. That would be a super team. Can’t even see them struggling.

[John Carter @martianwyrdlord]

Thinking about how rave culture was shut down with extreme prejudice because kids getting together to drop e in giant warehouse cuddle puddles on the edge of the city where they weren't bothering anyone could not be tolerated, and now we have fent zombies littering urban cores with used needles and the only reaction from the authorities is safe injection sites and distributing narcan to first responders, but this can't even be chalked up to a more permissive attitude in general because it's not like they're letting kids have raves again.

[Mikael @BacardiCapital]

Me when she takes her shirt off

[Sid Ravikumar @sidravi_]

i've talked to a phd crystallographer and he was pretty candid and humble in admitting the limits of our knowledge.

some crystals apparently start forming everywhere at a much higher rate once one lab has grown them. apparently this is an unsolved mystery. the prevailing theory is that it's the effect of contamination and seeding. but afaik this has not been rigorously empirically proven as the cause. the alternate and currently fringe theory is that this is possibly pointing to non-local effects.

[ThatOneGuy55 @Tesla7771]

Canadian Seinfeld 😂

[filmfan24 @filmfan24]

“Experience the epic conclusion”
WE ARE DONE WHEN I SAY WE ARE DONE

[Dayton Mills @daytonmills]

Imagine coming home to your wife getting fingerblasted by your $20k robot teleoperated by some 3rd worlder

[Benign Numbers Station (ナンバーズ) @BReviewez]

>Gave Kurt Cobain the money he needed to record Nirvana's first album.
>Was Nirvana's guitarist for a bit.
>Went to be the bassist for Soundgarden for a bit.
>Becomes inspired by Benvenuto Cellini's philosophy that every man must be an artist, warrior, and philosopher.
>became an Army Ranger
>retires from military service, and became a bike courier in NYC.
>Goes to live in a Buddhist monastery for a while.
>Re-joined the Army as a Green Beret this time
>gets an Honorable Discharge
>Recieves a Bachelor's in Philosophy from Columbia
>Back to music

What an utterly wild life trajectory.

[𝖘𝖑𝖎𝖒  @brokehomieslim]

I feel so sorry for people who are just getting into soccer recently like bro this is the worst era of the sport you missed EVERYTHING.

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Keith Hernandez in April: There's real cause for optimism for the Mets this season!

Keith Hernandez in July: My miscreant children have eradicated my bloodline.

[Earth Is A Sales Funnel For SATAN @GENIC0N]

do you ever take a step back and think about what we're doing here. another normal day infecting sand with language to make schizophrenia contagious.

[Philippe Lemoine @phl43]

It's kind of wild that China seems to have prevented the global energy market from blowing up by massively cutting its oil imports after Iran closed Hormuz, and they are still doing it at the moment, but we have no idea how or why they did it.

[Michael Caley @MC_of_A]

every time a stutter step penalty is saved an angel gets its wings

[KJ Crypto @koreanjewcrypto]

“God forbid a white boy get a lil motion Jerry”

[tender @tenderizzation]

xai engineers listening to the coil whine rhythm on their rented-out blackwells trying to figure out what the frontier labs replaced attention with

[Abyssal Argonaut @divinetrickr]

“Everyone thinks Japan is futuristic but it’s still 1991 just with fast trains and nice toilets.”

Okay so paradise

[Jake Wilson @LaMotta248]

just watched Project Hail Mary and here is my sequel pitch - after returning to Earth, Gosling and the rock monster move to LA and start a small private detective agency… also the rock monster is now played by Russell Crowe

[Scott Kacsmar @ScottKacsmar]

Metal Gear Seinfeld (1998)

[T G J @thatguysjokes]

Told my girl I’m missing tonight’s World Cup games to spend time with her so I have credit in the bank to go out on Saturday for England