Cuomo wants you know that, although you’re male, in a hypothetical alternate universe where you’re female, he would be sexually harassing you. He’s coming at people with 4D hyper-slurs from beyond space and time.
Ask Elon Musk some tough questions, get labeled a traitor to Western civilization. Mr. Free Speech Absolutist.
Whatever Elon is on, he needs to get off it. The sheer grandiosity of his statements is staggering. He wants to save world. He can't save himself from his own hubris.
You don’t need to tell little boys to stay away from the Manosphere. Just tell them that the King of The Looksmaxxers has to pay women to fuck him. That should do it.
Clavicular girlfriend Lily is learning Clav rules fast after inviting her best friend, who suggested both of them at the same time.
Lily gets a $15K allowance from Clav, but it comes with demands as he wants multiple girls around him while also helping turn her into a viral name.
Maybe Nolan can’t bring himself to show us the traditional trickster Odysseus because culturally we don’t understand that kind of character so we have the politely anguished war criminal that we’re all familiar with.
“So you agree, then, Xanthippe, that it isn’t this particular party you enjoy, but rather, the Form of Partiness itself, of which this gathering is but an imperfect imitation?”
This dumb as hell and it’s ridiculous to even pretend there’s logic behind it. You don’t rent your apartment from 5:30 PM to 8 AM. Just a pure cash grab.
As a landlord who owns multiple properties, tenants don't understand what we go through. If you stay at home all day you're going to use the floor, switches, toilets, kitchen more which increases the maintenance that needs to be done and the apartment ages twice as quickly.
man i think a central part of aging gracefully is to really understand that the young will inherit the earth and at a certain point your task is to allow them to do so.
always found this thing a little silly in that you don't create a dictatorship by being a clever little boy who figures out how to exploit the game rules, you do it by building consent and then coming up with a reasonable-enough fiction that justifies whatever change you want
Civilized people hate voice notes because they’re inherently rude. A voice note is easy to send but hard to receive, since one must interrupt oneself and listen. To send someone a voice note is to say "My time is more valuable than yours." It’s insulting.
my husband has been drinking red wine diluted with water because 1) he was attempting to make it blue, as in the wine-dark sea (it didn’t work) and 2) “it tastes slightly worse, but it feels more Bronze Age. i am going to learn Hittite”
I recall an article years ago (Hunter S. Thompson, maybe?) about the rapacious nature of Latin American elites, with the opening example being a rich guy just smacking golfballs off the roof of a high rise, not caring at all what he hits. Now we just do that here I guess.
An underrated problem for predicting P(doom) is that any story about dangerous or unexpected capabilities gets treated as covert advertising by the company that created the model.
I love how everyone is appalled at the very concept of arresting the President of Israel, like we didn’t black-bag the President of Venezuela earlier this year.
One of the best arguments against democracy is the fact that there are real-life people who earnestly view their ability to view scantily-clad women in a kid's video game as a genuine political issue.