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[ret @rad_milk]

Simon from the Bible: hi my name’s Simon

Jesus:

[Austyy @Vrr_Ali]

@LoganHasATake @make_sand_think Boiled, basted, eaten or wasted, I think this fella really summed up what matters most better than I ever could

[Austyy @Vrr_Ali]

@LoganHasATake @make_sand_think Great question. Definitely not quite on the level of deviled eggs, but I usually cut them up a bit and mix it with tuna and sriracha. White trash? Yes. 🔥? Yes.

[Austyy @Vrr_Ali]

@LoganHasATake @make_sand_think Fry guy/over easy guy here, thanks for the respect. Much appreciated. I respect an omelette guy and even scrambled egg guys to a certain extent (but probably less than the other egg guys tbh)

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

{finding out someone is female} oh so like Mothra

[slick @dlicj]

if you’re gonna eat this thursday check out thanksgiving

[Austyy @Vrr_Ali]

@LoganHasATake Defense is dog water, o-line is cheese, receivers dropping passes and fumbling, it’s not great. Not much better being a KC fan this year than a Browns fan

[Austyy @Vrr_Ali]

@LoganHasATake

[Austyy @Vrr_Ali]

@LoganHasATake I think that’s the Browns before every Browns game (and not in a good way)

[Austyy @Vrr_Ali]

@JonathanNielson I was JUST thinking about that double date we went on like 10 years ago where I had that blind date and we went to a museum and I genuinely feel bad for them…😬

[Duncan Trussell @duncantrussell]

What happened?

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

if everyone who follows me donated $10,000, we could raise $2.2 billion for electronic arts in their fight to retain their exclusive nfl license. i realize that’s a lot of money, but a lot of credit cards allow you to make cash advances. c’mon gang, let’s chip in and do some good

[wint @dril]

if you remove the license plate frame that advertises your dealership youre a nasty son of a bitch & you want small business owners to choke

[Austyy @Vrr_Ali]

@JonathanNielson Well, are you a creep? Answer the question Steven

[Robby Soave @robbysoave]

If you are enraged about Kamala Harris saying "enjoy the weekend," you forever forfeit the right to complain about snowflakes, crybullies, cancel culture, political correctness, etc.

[Austyy @Vrr_Ali]

happy mothers day to stacy’s mom

[Austyy @Vrr_Ali]

@LoganHasATake Lol Mitch freaking McConnell is being tougher on these people than Joe! Mitch just called it a full on failed insurrection... 🤦‍♂️

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

while everyone's distracted this would be a great time for Nicolas Cage to steal the Declaration of Independence