Rusty

Man Dollies, tiny guitars and a pair of Staffordshire Bull Terrorists, what more does a boy need?

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He wants to be cleaning that bastard kitchen after he's finished in there, else I'll be on the evening news wearing his skin as a scarf

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@ReadingExplorer Came out at 39, after two dismal marriages and one amazing son. Wasn't easy, wasn't awful, but it was my decision.

The circumstances you describe are unimaginable. You're brave, and strong and I sincerely hope that the world is as good to you as it was to me. X

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She'll always be Grimshalla to me

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Oh, you've cancelled the first two trains to London? Perfect.

I'll just climb inside a fellow untraveller like they were a fucking tauntaun in an attempt to stay alive until its convenient for you to send a bastard train.

BOLLOCKS

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@theorderoforteg @singled_outGB @KarlCNordin @theblackorifice I'll be honest, I'm not sure, but it cost me 8 quid to fix it.

More of a bother was the time it took them to get back to me to identify the £8 issue. The lad who did get back to me was great, just a pity it took nigh a week.

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@mardybumkate I have just, 5 minutes ago, levered myself out of a smashing hot bath.

Everything is still shit out here. Stay put.

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@theorderoforteg @singled_outGB @KarlCNordin @theblackorifice Get in touch toot sweet. There was an issue with my backer kit.

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@Not_that_guild Whilst I appreciate the offer, what I really want is a 60ft billboard of burning rage, while a skywriter fills the smokey sky with cursive curses and inventive invective.

I hope I am reincarnated as a giant bronze goat that vomits lightning

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I grow increasingly fucking bored with this

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There are certain things that I shall never, ever do again.

Such as kickstarter. Fuck your fancy promises of shiney things. All you fetch up are stress and inconvenience.

Further, I don't give a fuck about Black Friday or the effect it has on anything.

Unhappy punter

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@Fleischyy And, to a degree, un-fucking-fathomable

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Feeling arsey.

£210 a long ass time ago to fund your promise. Now you don't even reply to my emails.

Was hopeful, but I'm starting to get a sinking feeling in the pit of my tummy...

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@alxndrhll @BamshootClub These pictures are like a dream I once had, many moons ago...

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@Fleischyy Gazing into my crystal ball (grim portent edition), I agree.

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@ThatNiceLee Too true. I'll not be rushing to back anything again, all feels like a bit of a pisstake

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@SGB_Myk Aye. Just waiting for it all to go wrong.

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@KarlCNordin @theblackorifice @singled_outGB @theorderoforteg I also have received not a sausage

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@beard_minis @GodtearTheGame I want my fucking toys!!

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@beard_minis Nachos, cock, money.

I'll take that