Mikeal Segotta

Just a man and his dog making their way through this great big world one adventure at a time!

[Mikeal Segotta @WA_kBoy]

@mathewjowens I knew there were more tonight but I hadn't heard they wouldn't be as spectacular. Pacific Coast here--due west of Seattle it was a REAL STUNNER! Breathtaking in fact!

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@brguest20 Well for the love of Betsy, do what mankind has done for ages...make yourself a tinfoil hat and youre totally untrackable. Trust me on this i usedvto date a guy that once blew a guy who wirk for Reynolds Aluminium.

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Hey @ChumbaCasino how about some help lobbying the WA State legislature to do away with the ridiculous laws preventing you from letting us play!?

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Bad enough to have the #SLOWEST @McDonalds on the planet but now you can't have a blended drink 10 minutes before closing?

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Despite the slew of negative comments one finds online, I've sung praise for the @HP #InstantInk product--convenient & affordable! Now account suspended for temp billing problem and printer WILL NO PRINT--DESPITE over NINE HUNDRED unused pages rolled over from previous months.

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@Comey THANK YOU for your dedicated, impartial service to this country. Your integrity should be an inspiration to us all. In the grand scheme of it all, I am a nobody. An artist of no means in a town of 5K, yet inspired by YOU to live a better life. You matter, Sir.

[Mikeal Segotta @WA_kBoy]

@realDonaldTrump Tsk. Tsk. Mr. President, remember it's best to remain silent and be THOUGHT an effing moron than to speak and remove all doubt. #impeached

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@HillaryClinton https://t.co/DWmqBMroAa

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@realDonaldTrump So why must you make that "Beacon of Freedom" such a #beaconofshame ? Secy. Tillerson won't own it but I will: YOU'RE A FUCKING MORON!

[Mikeal Segotta @WA_kBoy]

@realDonaldTrump OH, I get it...news outlets only fictional or fake when reporting AGAINST you. You are an embarrassment to the Republic! #swampmuch

[Mikeal Segotta @WA_kBoy]

@ABCNewsRadio @realDonaldTrump So POTUS names ABCNews as fictional (unless he can monetize the coverage!)... @deplorable @swampmuch

[Mikeal Segotta @WA_kBoy]

@realDonaldTrump @NBCNews @CBSNews @ABC @CNN A fictional president denouncing a fictional press. Fictionally surprising.

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@realDonaldTrump Then I suppose it's the fault of the GOP for giving us a "president" that never had a chance of success.

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@adamkokesh Desc. of ur book said to have outlines of ur political briefs but what i really want 2 see is the outline in your briefs!

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@MayorStanton @PhoenixConvCtr A resident frm 1984 to 2001 and never before have I been so proud to consider the Valley a part of my heritage! ThankU @MayorStanton

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@Andy Who's elbow is masquerading as a nipple on a pendulous breast??? #rhop #isthatanip #wwhl