David Couch

If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.

[David Couch @WDMBeerGuy]

Wow! I have never seen a worse attempt at traffic control as I did tonight on I235 near Jordan Creek. @WDMPolice had no presence whatsoever and their lack of control exacerbated a bad situation. They are an embarrassment to @cityofwdm.

[Libertarian Party @LPNational]

Did you know U.S. taxpayers are forced to pay for the crimes of bad cops to the tune of $300+ million per year?

Why should all taxpayers suffer for the wrongdoings of police?

END QUALIFIED IMMUNITY. Officers must be personally liable when they violate the rights of civilians.

[reason @reason]

The @TSA is finally ending their policy of having travelers remove their shoes. But will officials admit that the rule never made much sense in the first place?

Read more: https://t.co/30diBKUHWi

[EFF @EFF]

“The more they streamline its use, the more they streamline its abuse. When an officer says, ‘papers please,’ you could choose to say nothing and face the consequences; with face recognition, your options are diminished,” EFF’s @Maassive told @404Mediaco.
https://t.co/plSk1zCQ93

[EFF @EFF]

Keep up with the different surveillance technologies police are using across the U.S., from body-worn cameras, to cell-site simulators. Stay informed using the Atlas of Surveillance. https://t.co/QPb2oipoer

[David Couch @WDMBeerGuy]

@isualum @CycloneSB @CycloneATH Of course!

[David Couch @WDMBeerGuy]

Had a great time yesterday hanging out next to these lovely ladies from Iowa State's First softball team watch the current @CycloneSB play. They get back together from across the country every year around this time to cheer on the Cyclones! @CycloneATH #putmeincoach

[David Couch @WDMBeerGuy]

Unfortunately, this is way more common than reported. Police routinely abuse their power and get away with it. #EndQualifiedImmunity #BadCopNoDonut #KnowYourRights

[reason @reason]

These cops arrested a teenager for DUI even though a breathalyzer test revealed he was totally sober. A judge just denied them qualified immunity. https://t.co/cq87cpCKmP

[Iowa State Athletics @CycloneATH]

Celebrate students returning to campus with the Cyclones and @SnappyPopcornCo🍿 Like and retweet to win a popcorn package thanks to @SnappyPopcornCo ‼

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

453rd Election Mailer Changes Man's Mind https://t.co/7zSkmhB4m2

[David Couch @WDMBeerGuy]

@LauraSniderIowa Please tell me which of these signs were unclear or ambiguous enough that you felt compelled to leave your propaganda on my door...

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

I am 1 of 435 members of the House of Representatives.

We decide how much money to spend, and we are spending this country into oblivion.

A majority of my colleagues don’t understand or don’t care about the crisis we have created.

Why should they? Voters re-elect them anyway.

[David Couch @WDMBeerGuy]

Hey, I recognize a name here! Oh, it's my name! #iowastatefair #photography https://t.co/Vs857kfvIU

[David Couch @WDMBeerGuy]

What part of this sign did you not understand?

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

Just thinking about the time in 1906 when Iowa State beat Iowa 2-0 in Iowa City.

When word got back to Ames, fans torched and blew up the football field in celebration. Two contrasting images from the Iowa State yearbook.

[reason @reason]

The cost of the national debt will reduce Americans' future earnings, according to a new CBO report. It's an invisible tax on the future. https://t.co/2d5kjOeY6d

[David Couch @WDMBeerGuy]

How can you tell political season has started? You can hear my paper shredder properly processing political propaganda!

[David Couch @WDMBeerGuy]

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer -- Frank Zappa #NationalBeerDay

[Iowa State University @IowaStateU]

👀 Kansas City and Ames on gameday when the Cyclones play in the @Big12Conference championship.