black irish bastard

Union electrician

[black irish bastard @weedboofer]

@intellegint Right of passage in NL chat to cause a crash out

[black irish bastard @weedboofer]

@jakebrodes I’m always amazed by the physique of the ironworkers I see everyday. I’m a fat electrician but that makes sense. What do you mean you work on a deck all day everyday and still weigh 300 at 5’8”

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

Wow, a cow made of butter. My girls would love it. In fact, the first sentence Caroline ever said was "I like butter"

[Farmer Jorflin @mrgipson]

A day or two after Jimmy Buffett died I was at a farmers market and this guitar guy said "This one's for you Jimmy. Rest in peace." And he started playing a song about Mexico and this big Harley Davidson guy yells "That's James Taylor you fuck!""

[Pavs After Dark @Pavs_After_Dark]

In a somewhat surprising interview here in Atlanta during the off day, Pitcher Landon Roupp appeared to come out as gay to the press pool.

[Ant @MrAnthony555]

I will always love Mike Krukow

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

This is a much more impressive accomplishment than becoming a trillionaire

[Ian Connolly @IanConnolly]

pretty brave of the worst fucking bullpen in living memory to decide to go full homophobe for pride month in San Francisco of all cities https://t.co/iZ7AqCgL5N

[Philly’s Okayest Lawyer @phillyliquorlaw]

This is like a level 7 meme. I can’t possibly explain this to my mom.

[Wopavelli @TheWopObama]

In American slang we often refer to money as “benjamins” this is a subtle reference to Benjamin Netanyahu, an American folk figure who takes all of our money

[Presinald Trunt @PrezTrunt]

My debris!!!!!!

[morgan (vermont) @vermont_morgan]

"there's no way I'd recognize- Oh, yeah that's him"

[Henry Fung (also on bluesky) @calwatch]

Kars4Kids has been banned from advertising in California as it has been deemed deceptive by a judge for helping exclusively Orthodox Jewish kids in the New York and New Jersey areas despite having eight year old actors of all races singing their jingle. https://t.co/Id4WSbRiLI

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

The number of cars we squeezed to fit under here when the hail started 🥹

[🏖🦀BlockHead4000🏝🐠 @blockhead4000]

This bitch took Wegovy and looks like a founding father now

[J r u e @thatl0calguy]

Sacramento, California

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

@russwhayes a fellow conservative and Seinfeld lover! These pretzels are making me thirsty! Bosco! No soup for you! @TurningPointUSA

[Alex Jones @RealAlexJones]

The Onion newspaper has been rocked by the discovery that their new creative director, produced pro pedo/child kidnapping, torture and murder programs.

Billionaire Michael Bloomberg is the main financier of the Onions hostel takeover of Infowars and is funding productions designed, in their words “to wear Alex Jones skin.”

Below is an actual mug shot of the creep..

[🇯🇲The Rasta Paesan🇮🇹🔻 @noofriendo]

The wrong Gambler is dead 😡😔