WHITE SAMURAI, THE TOWER

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The Scythian Origins of the Samurai and Influence In East Asia, or,
we wuz shoguns
(massive shout out to @BaneBinIch for the original inspiration for this research weeks ago)

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yugioh card with an effect that's a hyperlink to a 1300 chapter xanxia web novel

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*jumpscares you*

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@disclosetv you mean terrorists are running a country where the previous leader who killed terrorists was deposed?
wowie, where have I seen this one before

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I am not free of cringe
I remember freedom fries and freedom toast

[Catch Up @CatchUpFeed]

Canadian cafes are swapping "AMERICANO" coffees to "CANADIANO." That'll show Trump.

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zelensky will now start fleecing the EU to rebuild greater tataria, "as a joke"

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🤨

[Rep. Nancy Mace @RepNancyMace]

🚨 This is NOT a joke. 🚨

The NIH and other government agencies have spent $10 MILLION injecting animals with hormones and performing surgeries to mimic gender transitions.

Oh, and it gets worse. They’re drugging animals to see how aroused they get.

You read that right. Your tax dollars—hard at work.

We’re opening the book on this insanity. TUNE IN: Thursday at 2PM. You don’t want to miss this. 🔥 @emilyakopp @WhiteCoatWaste

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transgengar

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@Mcboots the greatest, most tragic post-meta irony of all
comfy was never meant to be comfy

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the fuck

[Adrian Dittmann @AdrianDittmann]

https://t.co/SIOifgZl83

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@Mcboots oh it's a big club
and the old guard aint in it no mo

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@Mcboots we really were living in a world belonging to sonia the entire time

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what a stupid fuckin shitty charger design, whoever okayed this is on my list

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

MSNBC's Nicolle Wallace holds back tears while reporting on nationwide deportation raids

"It's no longer an abstract idea...The deportations are underway."

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They're not sending their best!

[AZ Intel @AZ_Intel_]

U.S. Capitol Police detained a person on the East Plaza, near the ramp leading to the south door of the U.S. Capitol building, after they claimed to have a Molotov cocktail and a knife. The suspect was taken into custody for unlawful activities. - NBC, FOX

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we need to just start doing things that have never been done before

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Send all of these ingrates back

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god simply chose me ☝️🏻

[Dan Lyman @realdanlyman]

First, they came for the illegals

And I didn’t say anything because I’m American

Then they came for the H-1Bs

And I didn’t say anything because I’m not Indian

Then they came for the naturalized ‘migrants’

And I said, “Go further, Mr. President. We aren’t tired of winning.”

[Chris D. Jackson @ChrisDJackson]

🚨 BREAKING: Mexico's President Claudia Sheinbaum condemns Donald Trump's attacks on immigrants and stresses:

"The Mexicans there sustain the economy of the United States -- in the countryside, in services, everywhere!"

[Disclose.tv @disclosetv]

JUST IN - U.S. Border Patrol agents and suspected cartel gunmen exchange fire at the southern border with Mexico.