William Engel

It's hard staying sucka free when you're surrounded by lollipops - Evan Turner

[William Engel @WILLpower413]

The guy doing my taxes asked if I had a girlfriend. I told him no. He then encouraged me to think about becoming a priest.

[William Engel @WILLpower413]

TJ Leaf was born to be a pacer

[Boston Celtics @celtics]

Welcome to Boston, @jaytatum0! #CelticsDraft ☘️

[William Engel @WILLpower413]

@Pflanns 100%, especially if they like isaac/smith

[William Engel @WILLpower413]

@Tom_NBA you are v dope, thanks for all you put in

[Joel Embiid @JoelEmbiid]

We don't care about Exit meetings in Philly... you're welcome to join

[William Engel @WILLpower413]

At this point Phil has to be trying to get fired https://t.co/A4JFPudOWL

[Frank Isola @TheFrankIsola]

Phil Jackson: "As much as we love this guy (Kristaps) we have to do what's best for the club."

[William Engel @WILLpower413]

@ByJayKing I feel better knowing I'm not the only one watching this

[William Engel @WILLpower413]

I refuse to believe Harry Giles has a neck this long. This picture has to be photoshopped.

[William Engel @WILLpower413]

Hahahahahahahahahhahahah https://t.co/0gqSFMUjZH

[Jason Mastrodonato @JMastrodonato]

Pablo Sandoval to DL with ear infection.

[William Engel @WILLpower413]

Concerning that 93% of the population got this wrong. https://t.co/RFsk6zMlml

[Jeremy Gardner @Gonzogardner]

If you want to understand this country in the context of one survey: 7% of American adults believe that chocolate milk comes from brown cows

[William Engel @WILLpower413]

Nailed it! https://t.co/iVzGYQtOpD

[Earvin Magic Johnson @MagicJohnson]

The Bucks just acquired the next Jason Kidd in Michael Carter-Williams.

[William Engel @WILLpower413]

@CarlBrooksJr Definitely. This has gone from fun and rewarding to stressful

[William Engel @WILLpower413]

@CarlBrooksJr I will lose my marbles if that is the case

[Max @sir_max_alot]

#DadsOfInstagram

[William Engel @WILLpower413]

@ColeyMick @Tom_NBA I am mad online

[William Engel @WILLpower413]

I mean, who wouldn't want a beer bottle and a used lightbulb?

[William Engel @WILLpower413]

Um, what? https://t.co/JGqSp7M8LS

[Marc Stein @TheSteinLine]

League sources tell @ZachLowe_NBA and me that the Sixers and Celtics are in serious talks on a trade involving the No. 1 overall pick.

[William Engel @WILLpower413]

Nooooo thank you https://t.co/FrOgbEl2xc

[Jeff D. Lowe @JeffDLowe]

Forget human SpongeBob ruining your childhood, it will ruin your life.