Wallis North 🇦🇺

'Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe' Albert Einstein

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#melbournesmoke

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@XHNews E

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I should have concurred!
#TheMeaningOfLifeIn4Words

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@atse_au @SwizzleFish Very true. Have you tried drying yourself with a puppy? They’re not as absorbent as they look.

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@element14 No...no it’s not.

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@TheAcademy Time traveller groped by Mum.

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@AdamRutherford This is how we roll in Australia - problem solved.

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@PaulSimonMusic I first heard this album whilst visiting apartheid South Africa as a child. Both my eyes and ears were opened on that trip.

[Brian Cox @ProfBrianCox]

Views from a comet ! https://t.co/cfLZPtZjNu

[Tom Bennett OBE @tombennett71]

Absolutely fantastic poster outlining cognitive biases. This should be compulsory to study before studying anything else. Or registering on Twitter. Or reading anything. Pls RT

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@elonmusk @Taraustralis @Drniallmc @BookHubPublish @1Cunionsandphey @brianmlucey @AstroVicnet @Armoured_Combat @GastroGays Travelling vs. taking a ‘trip’ Elon

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@wellbelove ...or they’re busy and aren’t ruled by their phone.

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@elonmusk “My God, it’s full of cars!”

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@TomArnold However, you did make a rather bland show infinitely more interesting to watch.

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@thereaIbanksy Unimpressed - clickbait crap.

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@bikemelbourne Helmet laws drive cultural change over the long term. Children see adults wearing helmets (most of whom would prefer not to get an acquired brain injury) and it becomes a cultural norm rather than an ‘uncool’ burden.

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@Apple ...and a trip to the Upside Down

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Four-word Christmas horror stories:
Going to the shops
There’s nowhere to park
We’re out of cheese
Let’s play a game!
Delivered to a neighbour
The family have arrived
Get out the fridge
End of the sellotape
Decided what you want?
I’ll have a think
Don’t get me anything

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@bicycle_network Nope - Newton’s third law hurts!