William H Smyth

barbeque enthusiast
meat lover
cunt

[Accidental Comedy Show @AccidentalShow]

Belfast Twitter

Tonight we've got @Mal_Contented @BelfastBabs @Adamfinemess live at @AccidentalT

Tickets available at the door from 7.30

You won't want to miss this

[so cactus so owl @socactussoowl]

Corbyn spotted smiling alongside head of massive arms dealing network.

#makeyourowncorbynsmear

[William H Smyth @WackersWorld]

@LADFLEG I lived beside that two years and always found it a welcoming spot

[William H Smyth @WackersWorld]

If only we knew who was selling the heroin https://t.co/iOBPTlFJe4

[Emma Little-Pengelly BL @little_pengelly]

DRUG WARNING

There is a seriously dangerous batch of heroin doing the rounds in Lisburn & Belfast areas - warnings have been issued, including through needle exchanges

[William H Smyth @WackersWorld]

I couldn't be any worse than our current MLAs, could I?

£500 quid gets my name on the ballot

https://t.co/TAistpiMB7 via @gofundme

[William H Smyth @WackersWorld]

#AE17

[William H Smyth @WackersWorld]

@yvetteshapiro @little_pengelly like the DUP wouldn't have sided with the Nazis

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

If I were the architect for Trump's Wall I’d build a secret exhaust port the size of a womp rat so the rebels could save the Republic.

[William H Smyth @WackersWorld]

Tickets go on sale this Friday

Adventures in Ulster

https://t.co/VeJGAMTiyh

[William H Smyth @WackersWorld]

Hi @AntonSavageShow when working for a well known american chain i became a fan of their chicken nuggets dipped in ice cream and curry sauce

[David Blevins @skydavidblevins]

Youth (15) charged with rioting, arson and placing object on railway; youth (15) charged with rioting, making/throwing petrol bomb. #Lurgan

[Arlene Foster DBE PC #ProudofNI. @ArleneFosterUK]

Getting ready for the bouncy #gawa

[William H Smyth @WackersWorld]

Easter Edge

[William H Smyth @WackersWorld]

If only the spoke French in Brussels we could recycle that #JeSuis hash tag

[Jamie Bryson @JamieBrysonLLB]

DUP taking this name change thing a bit too far...

[Paul Patrick @PaulTyredagh81]

Oop! Right wing Cuban exiles in US don't like Obama in pic with Che image behind him. Tough shit! Viva Cuba! Viva Che! 😎👍

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: Castro calls on Obama to lift more restrictions from Cuba, urges return of Guantanamo.

[Police Service NI @PoliceServiceNI]

Due to ongoing security alert Carnfunnock Country Park, Ballygally, Larne will be closed to the public until further notice.

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

Conor McGregor's after party is scheduled for a nightclub aptly named Surrender

[The Guardian @guardian]

Transgender green activist makes Irish election history https://t.co/yrtBT0Dt5K