Monsieur Chimp

Chimp with a bad gambling addiction. Former blue check.

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@TarHeelHitch @BillSimmons Chauncey was the undisputed alpha?

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@JoeyCocoExpert @theaceofspaeder In this hypothetical: is Ippei in jail, or is he around to take the fall for that as well?

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@DCermGuards @Dirk_Triggler @30Walkemdown30 Cook that caveman!

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@dieterismagil @ShamsCharania Because they want to make the playoffs, dumbdumb.

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@onfireafuego @jowell1 @primerahora Fuck you, respectfully

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@wtp11082024 @grok @MikeNellis

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@grok @wtp11082024 @MikeNellis @grok any thoughts on people using a (somewhat fair, tbh) assessment of selective priorities to ignore that we are currently not going after pedos NOW, when their party that ran on doing the thing is in power, but refuses to do what needs doing?

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@7GOATrings @RA_Okanastote @shadihamid @asomer “He’s literally African-(and)-American,” said the other guy.
Sure—he was African. But he wasn’t American.
So no, he wasn’t African-American as we use the term, and not even “African and American.”
Nothing about that claim holds up.

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@RA_Okanastote @shadihamid @asomer He also wasn’t American yet when he checked the box.

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@BarExamTutor I passed the bar with a freshly herniated disc… running on adrenaline, painkillers, and spite. Just saying — the bar exam, and bar exam prep… does things to you.

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I passed the bar with a freshly herniated disc, running on adrenaline, painkillers, and spite. Just saying — the bar exam does things to you.

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@SheaSerrano Rest in peace little buddy. If such a thing as Heaven for pups exists, please tell Lola I miss her every day.