Sᴘɪᴅᴇʏ

⠀⠀⠀I'ᴍ ꜱᴏʀᴛᴀ ɴᴇᴡ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡʜᴏʟᴇ ''ʜᴇʀᴏ'' ᴛʜɪɴɢ, ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ʙᴜᴜᴜᴜᴛ I ᴛʜɪɴᴋ I ᴄᴀɴ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ɪᴛ ᴡᴏʀᴋ.

[Sᴘɪᴅᴇʏ @WallCrawled]

Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓐⓜⓐⓩⓘⓝⓖ Ⓢⓟⓘⓓⓔⓡ-Ⓜⓐⓝ

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"Ⓨⓔⓐⓗ. Ⓘ'ⓜ ⓛⓐⓣⓔ ⓐⓖⓐⓘⓝ"

[Sᴘɪᴅᴇʏ @WallCrawled]

He's not short, he's efficiently sized.

[Laura Kinney (Shield Freelancer/X-Men) @LogansClone]

"I'm not X-23! I'm not your property! I'm not a thing! I'm Laura Kinney! I'm the daughter of Sarah! I'm the daughter of Logan!"

"𝐈'𝐦 𝐖𝐨𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐞"

#MarvelRP and #MVRP

Looking for varied RPs, fights, casual, adventure, flirty.

No pure Lewd RPs!
Please read the Pinned!

[Sᴘɪᴅᴇʏ @WallCrawled]

I meant the cart guys are the good guys! They're doing— this is not— why are you guys like this????

[The Daily Bugle @TheDailyBugle6]

A new article. Thank you @WallCrawled for the tip on this important lead!

//Ooc disclaimer: I don't actually condone or believe anything said about homeless people. They are the victims of a broken system!

[Sᴘɪᴅᴇʏ @WallCrawled]

That's not what I meant I—

[The Daily Bugle @TheDailyBugle6]

I love it! Homeless mobs force small time businesses to sacrifice their own product! A perfect headline. Parker needs to get pictures of this. Parker? PARKER!

[Sᴘɪᴅᴇʏ @WallCrawled]

All I ever see in that thing's green clouds and the occasional purple.

[𝕱𝖊𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖓' 𝕾𝖕𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖆𝖈𝖚𝖑𝖆𝖗! @MarvelousQuips]

Exactly! A peer through the looking glass reveals old age.

[Sᴘɪᴅᴇʏ @WallCrawled]

Wha—

— no I'm saying the headline should be about the news. How come you don't run any articles on the hot dog guys? They feed the homeless, y'know.

[The Daily Bugle @TheDailyBugle6]

Oh so because it isn't a headline glorifying you it isn't news? Fine, here's some news:

BREAKING: Spiderman only supports free speech when it's used to rain him with praise!

[Sᴘɪᴅᴇʏ @WallCrawled]

Fishbowls don't age. Y'know like, VISUALLY.

[𝕱𝖊𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖓' 𝕾𝖕𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖆𝖈𝖚𝖑𝖆𝖗! @MarvelousQuips]

He's always looked this way.

[Sᴘɪᴅᴇʏ @WallCrawled]

This

isn't how news works guys. This is how The Onion works.

[The Daily Bugle @TheDailyBugle6]

BREAKING NEWS: Bugle Editor Jameson is TOTALLY COOL and the Spiders TOTALLY DROOL

[Sᴘɪᴅᴇʏ @WallCrawled]

It's an exclusive.

[𝐉. 𝐉𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐇 𝐉𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐎𝐍 @SPIDERHATER1963]

"Crap, crap, crap..." Jonah sighs, "Can't we get any REAL news in this freakin' city!?"

[Sᴘɪᴅᴇʏ @WallCrawled]

Update: you can backflip out of a front flip if you time it right.

[Sᴘɪᴅᴇʏ @WallCrawled]

"You can backflip out of any situation except a front flip."

[Sᴘɪᴅᴇʏ @WallCrawled]

𝗦𝘂𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗼𝗿 company.

This "playing to ego" thing works surprisingly well.

[Nose @Eni_Reonhato]

@fakeblurfan I'm a woman and a feminist. And look, I guess I'm sorry for expecting competent writing in the year 2020.

The problem with western writing is that they focus too much on making a 'STRONG FEMALE character', rather than a 'strong female CHARACTER'.

Except Ellie. She's solid.

[Sᴘɪᴅᴇʏ @WallCrawled]

And a 𝘀𝘂𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗼𝗿 lunchbox. Unless he uses brown paper bags? Classic style.

[Sᴘɪᴅᴇʏ @WallCrawled]

A 𝘀𝘂𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗼𝗿 lunch. With 𝘀𝘂𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗼𝗿 ham, and 𝘀𝘂𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗼𝗿 bread, and 𝘀𝘂𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗼𝗿 mayonnaise.

[Sᴘɪᴅᴇʏ @WallCrawled]

"You can backflip out of any situation except a front flip."

[Sᴘɪᴅᴇʏ @WallCrawled]

We go to sleep in the future?

[𝘗𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘉. 𝘿𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙚𝙧 ☕️ @SpideyHobo]

Looking forward to sleeping in tomorrow morning.

This is true adulthood. Aunt May always said it would sneak up on me.

[Sᴘɪᴅᴇʏ @WallCrawled]

"Yeah, I'm good. I didn't have a mic to drop for you, so...bwooosh."

[Shulkie/Jen @LawfulHulk]

“You good?”

[Sᴘɪᴅᴇʏ @WallCrawled]

Mouth explosion sounds.

[Shulkie/Jen @LawfulHulk]

“I’m sorry, did you think you were speaking to a laymen? I’m well aware of precisely how evil some supervillains can be, and let’s not even discuss graveyards because I also know some ‘heroes’ who aren’t much better. An eye for eye leaves the whole world blind, kid.”

[Sᴘɪᴅᴇʏ @WallCrawled]

"Well, sure, if you ASK him."

[Sᴘɪᴅᴇʏ @WallCrawled]

Whaaaat he would never—

Don't mind this foot sweeping lamp parts. Backflip accident.

[‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍‍‍‍𝑩 . 𝑴𝑶𝑹𝑺𝑬 . @StavesAndCorgis]

If he has them, watch out.