Risky Options Trader

Market commentary for entertainment. Do not invest based on Twitter posts alone, always do your own DD. Trade wisely!

[Stockwiki @Stock_Wiki]

Learn your market makers on #level2 and what they mean, who's diluting and who's friendly http://t.co/DCyOnL7CSf

[Stockwiki @Stock_Wiki]

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[Risky Options Trader @WallStStockers]

@ONLINECASHUSA I know UT when I see it, and brotha, thats a UT bedroom no doubt.

[Risky Options Trader @WallStStockers]

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

See how they pronounce "unionized".

[Corporate Algorithm @CorpAlgorithm]

Ver good breakdown of stock indicators:

https://t.co/RjfW9sS1B5 http://t.co/vpFsWytQ3M

[Risky Options Trader @WallStStockers]

A programmer's wife tells him: "Go to the market and grab an apple. If they have eggs, grab a dozen." He returns with 13 apples.

[Risky Options Trader @WallStStockers]

What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?
Nothing.

[Risky Options Trader @WallStStockers]

The first rule of Alzheimers club,
Is don't talk about chess club

[Risky Options Trader @WallStStockers]

What's green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
A pool table.

[Risky Options Trader @WallStStockers]

My wife accused me of being immature.
I told her to get out of my fort.

[John Nichols @NicholsUprising]

Russell Brand: "I'm starting to think they just don't want to talk about inequality." http://t.co/dsffAgHygP

[Stockwiki @Stock_Wiki]

What does it mean when you hear people say the shorts have control of the market http://t.co/EUZvJidPx2

[Stockwiki @Stock_Wiki]

Pre inspection complete according to CENBiotech. Read more dd here for $FITX http://t.co/A8hOfW8cYR

[Stockwiki @Stock_Wiki]

Learn your market makers on #level2 and what they mean, who's diluting and who's friendly http://t.co/vdNS7wZuLP

[Stockwiki @Stock_Wiki]

Attention OTC traders: come join us in the only #free stock chat not plagued by pumpers #pennystocks https://t.co/nAhaciQQt6.

[Stockwiki @Stock_Wiki]

$DRAG Trading at support levels, watch for possible reversal with volume shift https://t.co/5ThrxeHaNj

[Risky Options Trader @WallStStockers]

@nfl I bought 3 #NFL jerseys for Xmas presents last year. This year, you get none of my money. #joshgordon #fuckthenfl #taxevasion

[Risky Options Trader @WallStStockers]

@nfl you're avoiding a billion dollars a year in taxes with ur false charitable legal status and you pretend pot is the real danger to fans

[Risky Options Trader @WallStStockers]

@nfl fuck this substance abuse policy of yours. You all need to smoke a J and learn how to chill. I'm not buying any official NFL gear now.

[MarketWatch @MarketWatch]

Kleiner Perkins Caufield & Byers has agreed to invest in Snapchat at a $10 billion valuation: http://t.co/6cqHo0NRjD