Ted

Giant douche. Turd sandwich.

[Ted @WaltelWhite]

@luisjgomez The camera man filming that debacle is a real ass dude for zooming in on his head wound

[Thomas Sowell Quotes @ThomasSowell]

"When people are presented with the alternatives of hating themselves for their failures or hating others for their success, they seldom choose to hate themselves."

[Ted @WaltelWhite]

@FranSauce1 would appreciate this

[Ted @WaltelWhite]

It's too bad that school shooter missed David Hogg

[Thomas Sowell Quotes @ThomasSowell]

"Emotions neither prove nor disprove facts. There was a time when any rational adult understood this. But years of dumbed-down education and emphasis on how people 'feel' have left too many people unable to see through this media gimmick."

[mike carmin @mike_carmin]

#Purdue LB
Senior Bowl Jan. 27 in Mobile, Alabama https://t.co/EfyRticOUI

[Legion of Skanks @LegionOfSkanks]

We want to wish you a MERRY SKANKSMAS! Floppy Saint Dick left you an ALL NEW episode featuring @BigJayOakerson @LuisJGomez @ComicDaveSmith & guest @MarkNorm! Download it on iTunes, Google Play, or anywhere you find podcasts! Follow this link to listen NOW! https://t.co/QreBHvlyfZ

[Luis J. Gomez @luisjgomez]

Merry Xmas! Here's a brand new #RealAssPodcast for ya!

Great episode! @TimJDillon @ZacIsNotFunny and I try to convince our pal @levfersh to delete a short doc he made about being a comic in NYC. Listen and share!

https://t.co/v8ZJ5KNJ7E

[Ted @WaltelWhite]

I kind of what to get a tattoo. Help me choose one that's not cringeworthy lol

[Purdue Football @BoilerFootball]

Bowl Flashback 💥 1️⃣1️⃣ Little Caesars 🍕

#BoilerUp #LetsPlayMoreFootball 🚂🏈

[Ted @WaltelWhite]

Broke-ass ballers 4 lyfe. Hahaha

[Being Libertarian @beinlibertarian]

Amid the slew of sexual allegations from DC and Hollywood, it was revealed that Congress has spent $15 million in taxpayer funds since '95 to silence victims of sexual assault. All of the alleged perpetrators were elected members of Congress.

Does taxation feel like theft yet?

[Ted @WaltelWhite]

@luisjgomez Fuuuuck

[Ted @WaltelWhite]

Christ almighty. #nofap

[Ted @WaltelWhite]

#280

[Michael Malice @michaelmalice]

Voting is getting to proclaim whether you'd rather people be killed with a gun or with a truck.

[Michael Malice @michaelmalice]

There is a huge proportion of the population that literally regards laws as spells, and that once uttered they somehow force reality to bend

[Purdue On BTN @PurdueOnBTN]

Gotta wrap up if you want to bring down DJ Knox. 💪

The @BoilerFootball back absorbs the hits and rumbles into the end zone: