Walter Heeny

CBS Junior Analyst | Gator Alum working out of Austin | Josh enthusiast | Honda Element Lover #WHODEY

[Walter Heeny @WalterHeenyCBS]

Cashier at Home Depot #grit tried to trick me into rounding up for charity again. When I asked “Where’s the hidden camera” she was absolutely stopped in her tracks. I won’t be fooled in donating to your untaxable scheme for the Rothschilds!! #imontoyou #dontblink

[Walter Heeny @WalterHeenyCBS]

@RexPendletonCBS If the quote was “Get your fifth Covid booster shot from Pfizer!” then I maybe I would’ve bought it, not this nonsense being put on the youth #stopthepropoganda

[Walter Heeny @WalterHeenyCBS]

New life hack: Heard if you griddy across the border you get free continental hotel breakfast at your nearest La Quinta, FOR FREE!! Good to know we have our ducks in a row on this side #thankyoujoe

[Walter Heeny @WalterHeenyCBS]

@ReggieBink @fearthedangle AMMIRIGHT!!

[Walter Heeny @WalterHeenyCBS]

@coldonthompkin @fearthedangle As a friend of Kurt’s for 20+ years he would never back a liberal pork chop. His employee screening process must’ve not caught this heathen!! Get on it dangler

[Walter Heeny @WalterHeenyCBS]

Just hit a parlay for 600 beans, if anyone knows a stripper that wants her child support payed I’m your guy. It’s either that or I’m renewing my Costco membership through 2035 #bink

[Walter Heeny @WalterHeenyCBS]

Thomas Haugh just knows how to fucking get it done, absolute clinic on boxing out being shown rn #junkyarddog

[Walter Heeny @WalterHeenyCBS]

Can we get a Jeff movement going cause they never fucking miss tbh @coldonthompkin

[Walter Heeny @WalterHeenyCBS]

@dangle_kur11699 Who needs love when we have a squad full of ESMs ready at the first dial Kurt!?

[Walter Heeny @WalterHeenyCBS]

It’s March, the same month where Walter Clayton Jr. hits another buzzer beater to send John Calipari back to his home in the sticks. Matt painter already has one foot in a first weekend upset. QUE UP ONE SHINING MOMENT AND GIVE ME A PITCHER #chompchomp

[Walter Heeny @WalterHeenyCBS]

@dangle_kur11699 Great take Kurt the ESM wave will be a banner in the rafters soon. This is why they pay you the big bucks!

[Walter Heeny @WalterHeenyCBS]

Gonna start being a lot more active on here guys finally got the divorce paperwork cleared and the rat that bitch calls a dog out of my kingdom 🙏 thanks @BarryChurchCBS for guiding me along the way

[Walter Heeny @WalterHeenyCBS]

First year of my life where I have genuine excitement for the incoming Redlegs what a feeling. Willy B MVP season loading…

[Walter Heeny @WalterHeenyCBS]

Worst people ever:
1. Guys that spam crowd your goalie in chel and immediately steal the fucking puck
2. Communists slightly below them

[Walter Heeny @WalterHeenyCBS]

Thomas Haugh = Prime Kevin Garnett #gatorbait

[Walter Heeny @WalterHeenyCBS]

Chipotle Ingredient power rankings:
1.Double chicky
2.Chicky
3.Corn
4.Guac
5.Cheese
6.Filling water cup up with diet coke
7.White rice
https://t.co/UEI4twKjMU beans
9.Salsa verde
10.Salsa of the devil

[Walter Heeny @WalterHeenyCBS]

Power rankings Sunday:
ZYN POWER RANKINGS
1. Smooth
2. Chill
3. Spearmint
4. Citrus
5. Wintergreen
6. Coffee
7. Cool mint
8. Peppermint
9. Menthol
10. Cinnamon

Brock purdy decides the 2024 presidential election today do with that information what you will

[Walter Heeny @WalterHeenyCBS]

Saturday morning I’ve got the dragon scroll you’re probably whippin a Nissan Altima #levels