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"Hell is other people." Keep in mind that Sartre was a Frenchman.

[CBC News @CBCNews]

Elon Musk says remote work will no longer be allowed at Twitter.
Employees will be expected in office for at least 40 hours per week, he said in his first email to staff. https://t.co/AC4YHTXsdn

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@SteveSchmidtSES @elonmusk But darn it, there's those cute pigeons he's carrying. Surely they can't be Nazis too. Maybe they're just collaborators. Vichy birds.

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@marklevinshow Does Kid Rock have a book club?

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@globeandmail A win/win for Premier Fix-Or-Repair-Daily. More quality holmes and he can blame it on immigrants.

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@RealJamesWoods A treasonous offence if Miz Griffin ever becomes President.

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@danscal13 If only Pete Rose's mortal sin had been steroids.

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@billmaher I mean, you could fit the two of them on the table with plenty of room left for Celine Dion.

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@rheaseehorn Hands down, the best. A tour-de-force performance. I don't just want to know what happens next; I need to know.

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Love it

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

I miss NYC. ❤️

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@DonMartinCTV Wish I was a Globe and Mail subscriber.

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@CTVNews Then I guess God is responsible for paying the fine.

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Janet Bolin was the mastermind behind the JFK assassination. A hypnotized Lee Harvey Oswald was in a six-year trance. #JFKassassination #oswald

[Traces of Texas @TracesofTexas]

Lee Harvey Oswald in the 1957 Arlington Heights High School ‘Yellow Jacket’ yearbook. This must have been taken in September, 1956 because Oswald quit Arlington Heights to join the marines in October of that year. So odd to think this innocent-looking young man caused such chaos.

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@deAdder I'm curious. While I've enjoyed your work and it has remained consistently brilliant and scathing, do you find yourself having to explain the punchlines to more and more people?

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@deAdder I hope she kept her French passport.

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No matter what the results of this U.S. election, it's time Canada looks east to China for a new economic and security partner. Atheist, stable, repressive and on the rise vs. theocratic, unstable, repressive and an empire in decline #embraceChina #Chinapartner #globalpartner

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@MKBHD Unless it's a magic trick. Then you say, "Data!"

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@aurorabrowne All things in nature should be free-range and alfresco.

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@TheGoodLiars It's both a silent and invisible "A"

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@emmyrossum As you grow older you become more conservative in your views, the mind starts to close and atrophy sets in. Side effects may include xenophobia and irritability. Ask your doctor if James Woods is right for you.

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@BaronessShow So who was that twenty-some year old they got to play the customer?