Water Peeg

Light Bender. Wordpecker. Shark Wrangler. Story Teller. Marine Ethologist. Author. Dog Dad, Doer of Semi-Dangerous Shit. Woke AF. 🇨🇦 🇧🇿 🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦

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@RT_com Better than up her arse I suppose.

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@EatsHorseATT @datesutton Wow. I highly recommend checking out Jay’s profile before you block him. It’s both sad and disturbing. And pathetic.

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@LatFilosof @levitatesosoupy @EastEndJoe Apologies... He seems to have deleted his post!

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@LatFilosof @levitatesosoupy @EastEndJoe ^^^ This. Dual nostrils don’t hold any obvious advantage other than perhaps some directional information which would have been handy when humans were more predatory than we are now.

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@YourAnonOne A Trump supporter no doubt. ;-)

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@Whorticulturee I get my eggs from a neighbour. They’re unwashed when I get them. Farmer Bill tells me that the natural coating on the egg means no refrigeration required.

My Masters degree in biology says fuck that, wash ‘em and stick them in the fridge.

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@HumanosRaw @leadingedgesex Looks like a job for the new Resident.

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@GolzangZ @RpsAgainstTrump What are you smoking?

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@RpsAgainstTrump There really is no limit to this guys narcissism. What a douche.

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@AYOKA1996 @arabornot @grok Basically, when your sister was a fetus, she “ate” her twin. A few remaining cells continued to develop during pregnancy. There are many documented cases of bits and pieces of the other fetus remaining and they are typically teeth and hair.

She should see a dentist. 🤣🤣🤣

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@Reagan4Mc @MartineAddison7 @RpsAgainstTrump Thank you. I just had one last Thursday.

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@Laurieluvsmolly @factpostnews @TracyKordon It's similar to his concept of a plan for healthcare. In reality, he's making too much money manipulating the markets to care about the American people.

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@Reagan4Mc @RpsAgainstTrump Na, he didn't lose credibility, but your stupidity became obvious to everyone.

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@JanetMi02489854 @beyoncegarden Who'd marry someone who's this self-obsessed?

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@KeithKenmawr @dog_rates I bet you're fun at parties... ;-)

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@downbadcomment Can I have her number?

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@mrwtffacts At least it wasn't a dude.

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@mrwtffacts Imagine an Asian sex-worker pulling the ol' Bait 'n Switch. I'm truly shocked.

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@AlasdairNFrase1 @6kbmorgan Good Lord... Tell your Mom you want to try again, but use lots of lube this time.