Dakota

Wine in the morning and some breakfast at night

[Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy]

People love to shit on attachment theory, but it's actually flawless when you realize "anxious" just means "loser" and "avoidant" just means "asshole"

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Yeah this looks good. Now, when this character walks in, can we have some text flash onscreen saying he was not conceived through an act of love? And that his ensoulment is an open question?

[Joe Bernstein @Bernstein]

“Yukio Mishima? The avid collector of European furniture?”

[𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 @hellspatisserie]

HORRIBLE: the way you acted around someone has permanently added a vector of possibility to how they understand you as a person, permanently changing their view of you away from a pure, untainted state

[David Berman Bot @DavidBermanBot]

I dyed my hair in a motel void
Met the coroner at Dreamgate Frontier
He took my hand, and said, "I'll help you, boy
If you really want to disappear"

[monkey & zoe ❤️ oreo 🌈 @oreoeocat]

The ball ain’t gonna throw itself

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Critics are calling my most recent act of folly a “return to form”

[august @regularaugust]

Once you get into Captain Underpants it’s nearly impossible to go back to The Hungry Hungry Caterpillar

[julian @YEAROFTHEWIZARD]

from what I understand Buddhist hell is like what they were doing to Carl in every episode of aqua teen hunger force

[Mia @boygrrI]

viral tweet: pooping lowkey feels so good

blue check replies: Pooping isn’t just good, it’s legendary 🔥. Try taking a shit to level up your toilet session with epic dumps 😎.

[dan hentschel @danghentschel]

Who needs friends… when youve got HOMIE MELON!!!

[Marvelous! Or, the Death of Cinema Podcast @MarvelousDeath]

We are David Lynch
We make the movie
We’ll fight for women in trouble
We’ll drink the coffee

[Noah @decemberhunting]

well-priced European airport beer got me downloading Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace 1.7mb epub from annas-archive non-member mirror link #5 (No waitlist, but download may be very slow)

[The Smiths Lyrics @smiths_lyrics]

You should never go to them
Let them come to you
Just like i do
Just like i do

[merrin @wowzowee]

People have weird misconceptions of poetry bc they always think my favorite line is gonna be some 18th century soliloquy about snow when in reality it’s Frank O’Hara writing “ah lunch! I think I am going crazy” in his Great poem about eating lunch and going crazy

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

One of the great ironies of 21st century American culture is that all of the people who really dedicate themselves to preserving actual Western culture (think Shakespeare performers) are the wokest people alive.

[Jules 🇵🇸🦊 @CatholicClod]

This is what listening to neutral milk hotel in tenth grade felt like

[onionweigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher]

how it feels to post on here as the world descends into chaos:

[julian @YEAROFTHEWIZARD]

showing my mom who is worried about me living in the city a picture of jeff the killer and saying this is my next door neighbor