Wolfey

Here today, gone tomorrow, or something. I just think it’s funny my username is always available :)

[Larry’s Twin 99 @LarrysTwin99]

I should call your mom.

[Wolfey @WaxDragonflies]

@patric650 lol nah, I’ve never been a big drinker

[Wolfey @WaxDragonflies]

My favorite part of memory loss is when people tell me all the inappropriate and questionable shit I’ve done and I have zero recollection of it.

[Larry’s Twin 99 @LarrysTwin99]

I don’t think they’re going to let me fly this plane because of my astigmatism.

[Larry’s Twin 99 @LarrysTwin99]

In 15 years I guarantee I’ll have the best porn collection of anyone at my senior-assisted living facility.

[Wolfey @WaxDragonflies]

@kat__writes It took months for me to even be able to say their names without getting teary eyed. Grief is grief. It doesn’t have a timeline. When a dog dies, your house is deathly quiet and still. Makes it even worse.

[Wolfey @WaxDragonflies]

My husband has ever-worsening essential tremors in his hands. It’s like being married to a human vibrator 💅

[Wolfey @WaxDragonflies]

@TheMadKing20

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

My mother just used my middle name so I guess this is goodbye.

[Wolfey @WaxDragonflies]

@PunchyMoney Working salary/exempt employees to death

[lynn @linnssins]

you’re not allowed to feel empty during fall season or else a spirit Halloween will move itself inside you

[Wolfey @WaxDragonflies]

@FoTweetsSake I will beat the absolute soul out of those zombies…just my spoon and me

[Wolfey @WaxDragonflies]

@LarrysTwin99 8 🤓

[Larry’s Twin 99 @LarrysTwin99]

Sorry I said your mom looked like Joe Dirt from the side.

[Wolfey @WaxDragonflies]

@omgsidewalks Has to be salted butter. I use a butter bell and it doesn’t go bad 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Wolfey @WaxDragonflies]

@TheMadKing20 I didn’t, I set my sights on a different gorgeous bag I can’t afford 😂 it makes the Tumi look like something Walmart would carry

[Jim Garrison Keillor @books_rum]

Some of you are bringing your whole families to the grocery store. Three kids and a spouse following behind you like puppies, contributing nothing, clogging the aisles

[Wolfey @WaxDragonflies]

Making pan seared scallops with buerre monté and grilled artichokes bc basic cooking that sounds fancy is sexy.

[Wolfey @WaxDragonflies]

@nankaax3 Depending on where you are, that’s a really low rate for office manager +janitor.