> be Bowie Knife99
> just a guy with an Xbox
> buy Forza Horizon 6 on launch day
> drive like you always do - like a lunatic
> ram, swerve, and pit-maneuver strangers into walls
> the Drivatar system silently records every felony
> uploads an AI clone of your driving to the cloud
> deploys hundreds of you into other people's races, 24/7
> within days, thousands cry about you on Reddit, X, and Steam
> the community calls you "the Herobrine of Forza"
> official Xbox UK tweets "Happy Bank Holiday Monday to everyone except bowie knife99"
> a fan opens a fake X account in your name to taunt your victims
thousands of players are at war with hundreds of clones of you. you don't know any of this is happening. happy bank holiday.
@GoodwinMJ Your Reform Makerfield candidate publicly bragged about how he would love to both smell and lick Carol Vorderman’s arsehole.
A healthy mind, that is not.
Absolutely beyond furious at that rat Andy Robertson outing himself as a fairly decent fella with his words about Coleman at the end of their game. Why couldn’t he just shuffle off as the cunt I thought he was? Fucks sake.