The Springfield Deermoose

I live here, so I'd like to make it classy.

[The Springfield Deermoose @WcDwes]

It's incredible just how many situations can copy paste most of the following:
So the dipshits that blamed everything on a wasteful, woke, deep state government now run that inept government with an openly deep state attitude and now you're all shitting yourself.

[The Springfield Deermoose @WcDwes]

I don't care if he's alive or dead, but I do know that if McConnell worked for any of his closest corporate buddies they'd have fired his ass already.

[The Springfield Deermoose @WcDwes]

@RNCResearch Half of that is correct. The other half is desperation.

[The Springfield Deermoose @WcDwes]

@WhitewolfOr7 @GovTinaKotek psst I stopped reading halfway through but that whole "can't read because pronouns" started with "can't read because we can't fund education" and that's a path you might want to, well, read up on.

[The Springfield Deermoose @WcDwes]

@Real_EdDiehl So let's see...
Pro-corporate
Anti-veteran
Anti-union
Anti-tax but pro education...so I gotta hear how this is getting funded
Since I know literally no one in OR questioning elections, it would appear you're susceptible to talking points

[The Springfield Deermoose @WcDwes]

@TruePatriotVox @GovTinaKotek So we're almost back to where we were before we made the brilliant decision to start bombing things.

Also mam, this was a post about one of my parks.

[The Springfield Deermoose @WcDwes]

@harrisonjaime So that thing that the GOP does that outspends, manipulates, consolidates power, and gets victories when they have no business doing it....ya know, a strategy? You don't want someone doing that against the GOP?

You are so divorced from reality it's scary.

[The Springfield Deermoose @WcDwes]

@KMTR How is 48 hours not enough? Just let the residents do it and it'll be down in 20 minutes.

[The Springfield Deermoose @WcDwes]

@JodeeCrilley @WhiteHouse @POTUS "You shall have no other gods before Me."

[The Springfield Deermoose @WcDwes]

@EvelynBly64074 @TrumpDailyPosts @Hunter_Eagleman $4.15. It's almost back to where it was before we put ourselves into this stupid position.

[The Springfield Deermoose @WcDwes]

@masterfusioneer @aigkenham Gay demons cause school shootings? I need that on a tshirt.

[The Springfield Deermoose @WcDwes]

@DRKAHL4CONGRESS Drazen lol

[The Springfield Deermoose @WcDwes]

@leanne_7oakslb @TinaKotek While you're probably right about her mentality, I don't see where she said that.

[The Springfield Deermoose @WcDwes]

@senofchristen @GovTinaKotek What'd she do to Dorris? They're even building a playground there. Did I miss something?

[The Springfield Deermoose @WcDwes]

@EvelynBly64074 @MAGAVoice It can be cheaper, but it's gay gas. I love that place.

[The Springfield Deermoose @WcDwes]

"Why are you being an asshole to that guy?"

He's driving a white truck. He did it first.

[The Springfield Deermoose @WcDwes]

If only there were some way to get results at work without spending hundreds of millions on shitty AI. Something we could invest into that would improve our business, the communication with our customers, the economy, our reputation....

[The Springfield Deermoose @WcDwes]

@DrinkHiC I'm not saying you're missing a great opportunity to bring back Ecto Cooler, I'm just sayin' that the whole country is talking about green liquid right now.

[The Springfield Deermoose @WcDwes]

@ebrockwayink Someone filled a massive pool with it in DC, so that's one idea.

[The Springfield Deermoose @WcDwes]

@RonSnyder9681 @hicharliecotton @RapidResponse47 @WhiteHouse @Scavino47 @SusieWiles47 @Kristinawong At least the message is consistent here: If anyone even THINKS of getting wet, call the fucking police. Call the army. Repeal a law. Prison terms for everyone.