CWdude

Samsung RF23HCEDBSR/AA 22.5 cu. ft. French Door Refrigerator - Stainless Steel is my Dream Refrigerator

[CWdude @WdudeC]

When you say you do it raw at an Asian restaurant and now you’ve got to pretend your gollum with a fish

[CWdude @WdudeC]

When my fifth paycheck of the year goes towards gambling on midget wrestling instead of feeding my mentally challenged heirs and my needy wife

[isa. @sydemie]

queria que a pessoa que clareou essa cena fosse presa

[CWdude @WdudeC]

@SecKennedy @KidRock Did you guys explore each others bodies after this?

[CWdude @WdudeC]

@nikgeneburn You should collab with women with big boobs because therapist looks like a dried up skin tag

[CWdude @WdudeC]

Mom : Why Don't You Play with the Neighbors Kid Ever?
The Neighbors Kid with Small Animals :

[CWdude @WdudeC]

Camo Guy : “President Trump we’ve executed that strike on that ten de Aragua boat”
Trump : “Excellent. Now I’ll call them gay, fat, and retarded on twitter and how they should be called tren de aqua instead for being in the ocean”
Boom!!!
Modern foreign policy

[CWdude @WdudeC]

@ZChumYT End of school year vibes

[CWdude @WdudeC]

I’ve never viewed gambling as bad because… guess what… you get money when you win. Why would it be bad if you win money. Surprised no one has thought of this.

[CWdude @WdudeC]

Congrats John!!!!

[John Bummit, PhD. @JohnBummit]

Mid year 2025 edition. Bigger bubbles means more

[CWdude @WdudeC]

WHAM! BAM! ZOINK! Those are the sounds my balls make when I knock out bad guys with my huge sack!!! At least that is what all the ladies say I could use my balls for instead of carrying on the CWdude name!!!! WHAT A COMPLIMENT!!!!

[CWdude @WdudeC]

@charliekirk11 What’s your gum routine those things are yoked

[CWdude @WdudeC]

Sticking my dick in a Chinese finger trap because I’m missing the foreskin!!!! 😢

[CWdude @WdudeC]

DayZ has taught me the art of living in the woods with a can of beans and a tapeworm. Time to avoid the recruiters like the plague

[CWdude @WdudeC]

@elonmusk No drugs in your system. Lame-o, you’re funnier on ket 😢😢

[CWdude @WdudeC]

Why don’t they make remakes of movies with a full cast of people with Down syndrome? Is the movie industry telling us they “aren’t good enough” @harrypotter

[CWdude @WdudeC]

@GBNT1952 @catturd2 Think I saw @catturd2 throw a bunch of puppies into a fire and then follow it up with a hand grenade

[CWdude @WdudeC]

@RealAlexJones I liked you when you were fat and got so angry your face turned red. All that passion for the craft gone now

[CWdude @WdudeC]

JD Vance is just a fatter more autistic version of flapjack grown up

[CWdude @WdudeC]

Women don’t want a shredded physique or an overweight physique, so does that mean pox ridden leper man is the new sex magnet