"Fuck Freeman!! Quack quack motherfuckers!!" exclaimed Libby in a recent exchange with Commissioner Lopes. It appears as though he is already winning over the Quack fan base with his pro-duck, anti-Freeman sentiments.
"Number two on the agenda is bringing down that milk hoarding bastard, Mike Freeman. He's a cancer to the PHB and he needs to be stopped. Unlike priority number one, this should be pretty easy."
"My number one priority coming into this role will be supporting Mikey in any way possible to help bring the Quacks back to prominence. I have no doubt this will be a challenge, but one we are ready for."
Here's more from Libby in regard to this stunning merger:
"Today marks an exciting day for the Libby legacy. I couldn't have asked for a better opportunity than to get involved with an organization with such rich history."
Another Duck In The Pond? With the newly-founded Riordan/Libby partnership, this is the first time since 2013 there has been dual-ownership in the PHB. #PHB
Civil War Averted? Southern socialite and duck enthusiast Philip Libby agrees to terms with disputed Northern owner Michael Riordan for a minority stake in the Quack franchise. #PHB
When asked about his thoughts on the upcoming season, GM Ryan Tradd said "This season? I feel good. James Harden. Nikola Jokic. Fucking skid, fucking squid."
@YaBoyGiard@mattylopes@realDonaldTrump sir, thank you for giving that lowlife peasant a piece of your mind. we let the real journalists ask the questions around here.