TehColonel

I have no idea what I'm doing

[TehColonel @WeDanWorkItOut]

@falloutplays @DattosDestiny First time actually entering, may as well give it a shot

[Clipper brainrot ✨||🦋🍉 @Strifey_fanVwV]

Megatron when he comes back to life and has to reassemble the deceptions for the 5729th time

[Jason Smith @JasozzGames]

actually what the hell, ive got a few minutes to burn

[Skarrow9 @Skarrow9]

Want to CONQUER the @MarathonTheGame alpha tomorrow??? Here are my 7 biggest tips to help you become the best runner on Tau Ceti IV!

Like, RT, and share with your friends!

Thank you to @Bungie for sponsoring the video! #ad

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[Milo @MrRoflWaffles]

Bungie have given me a set of Marathon alpha codes to give away but I HAVE to give them out to my community TODAY

so RT & FOLLOW to enter and I will DM some winners VERY SOON!!! GL!!

[TehColonel @WeDanWorkItOut]

@TweetsOfCats @Mary_M_12

[TehColonel @WeDanWorkItOut]

@DattosDestiny @tripleWRECK @EvolvePCs Hot damn that looks nice, worth a shot I guess

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

ROLL THE CLIP

[Michael Myers @RealMMyers78]

it really is almost that time of year…

[hey, i am adorable. @weiyikes]

The French title of "March of the Penguins" was "March of the Emperor," which led to perhaps my favorite commercial of all time. If you've never seen it, I am begging you: do yourself the kindness of watching this glorious piece of advertising:

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Stork. She’s helping me give away a set of custom wedges with @CallawayGolf! We’ll even put a pic of your dog on the third one ⛳️🐾

To enter, retweet this post & follow @puppiesandgolf, a nonprofit serving dogs and shelters in need. 14/10

[Dunno @ZetaDunno]

MARIAH CAREY HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT REPEAT SHE HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT. PROTOCOL WARM CHRISTMAS WELCOME TO BE INITIATED, ALL CITIZENS IN MARIAH CAREYS LOCATION ARE TO BE CONSIDERED LOST CAUSES. NUCLEAR DEPLOYMENT IS TO COMMENCE

[Alec Stapp @AlecStapp]

The government decided to let robocall scammers completely overwhelm our telephone system to the point where it’s basically unusable and no elected official seems to care.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

This was the most formal “aight, ima head out” ever

[Edward Stockwell @EdwardStockwell]

You never see these kings advertise. Just content to be in their own space, forever waging a cold war against each other with no shifting front lines. Respect.

[rantt @ranttmedia]

After being asked about Critical Race Theory, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff General Mark Milley delivers an answer every American should watch.

[thicc saban @yngjcb]

phil collins doing the tarzan soundtrack