JLPoole

Producer, news nerd. It's usually safe to assume I'm up to something in my corner of the @kgoradio newsroom. Love space, hate flying.

[JLPoole @WebProducerJen]

That’s right Jen, peel the clementine directly in front of the desk fan so the oils go right in your eyes #ow

[Kylo Ren and Stimpy @blaustein]

Breaking: Hollywood exec's #Sony Walkman hacked...North Korea threatens to release embarrassing 80s mixtape...Sony cancels music.

[JLPoole @WebProducerJen]

@MatthewKeysLive Slightly reduce overall suckage?

[JLPoole @WebProducerJen]

HERE HAVE ALL THE RAIN

[Zach Holman @holman]

San Francisco Death Storm Update: I have no power. I found this in a drawer. How do I turn it on? Do I eat it? help

[JLPoole @WebProducerJen]

.... And the power just blinked out in the @kgoradio newsroom. Back on, but I think it knocked us off the air.

[JLPoole @WebProducerJen]

Picture it. Pregnant lady blindly chasing her black-framed glasses down the sidewalk in blackness. #YaketySax

[JLPoole @WebProducerJen]

Stepped outside my apartment in #Pacifica this AM and the wind blew my damn glasses off my face. #BayAreaStorm

[JLPoole @WebProducerJen]

"hi i heard you have food"

[JLPoole @WebProducerJen]

I am just useless today.

[ULA @ulalaunch]

#OrionLaunch marked ULA's 90th successful launch since founding on Dec. 1, 2006. Here are 90 launches in 10 seconds http://t.co/nXf82QzFaA

[JLPoole @WebProducerJen]

Hey @asrinehart dinner tonight is going to be this thing @MathewPassy found (Thanks Mat!): http://t.co/i2TfclBUvt

[JLPoole @WebProducerJen]

::facepalm:: RT @McCallisterKim: Sinkhole for rent? It keeps getting larger so you'll have plenty of room! http://t.co/dF0zd9psDw

[JLPoole @WebProducerJen]

"Trim-a-tree." This is-a-word for tree decorations according to ad-copy-people

[JLPoole @WebProducerJen]

From no rain to a straight up BIBLICAL amount of rain. Nice. (For now.)

[JLPoole @WebProducerJen]

I AM A MACHINE.

[🎙 Mathew Passy 🎙 @MathewPassy]

How many Star Wars references can I slip into business reports today? #StarWars

[JLPoole @WebProducerJen]

“I haven’t strangled anyone. Yet. I can’t hit my strangle quota this early!” — @HJMCCLOSKEY #producerproblems

[Slate @Slate]

The Ferguson prosecutor’s bizarre, self-justifying press conference revealed his own influence http://t.co/aYtzG21nP3

[Angela Corral @theokcorral]

Can he just shut the fuck up already?