Weekenday Update

Parody news desk. Headline jokes. Jokes.

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@tragicbirdapp “Hey mate can I have 20 pounds? My uncle needs a trim”

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@ChineduMicheal_ @Benjami96538219 @LVDGuy @PatrickDeneen He pretended to be disgusted by Jan 6th, stopped supporting Trump and just pretended like it never happened when it became obvious that Trump would be the nominee again. He’s spineless.

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@winniecode There’s literally no way to know whether a PA was cut or he was added to the already pre established team. The latter seems far more likely.

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@moreofalooker @ReindeerNavy @Jesse_Leg Supporting Trump

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@Bd_irB_ll More stores than full sized pitches

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@mean_field_zane This is a scene in the upcoming Nolan directed Thomas biopic.

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@VrilStancel2 @probablyinvited @EBKLeebonk @JillFilipovic Racists famously don’t go against this and race mix all the time.

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@fuelfiresstx @Slotkinate I don’t disagree that black people have worst criminal justice outcomes. I just think your example of murder pardons and white people “getting away with murder” is quite ridiculous.

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@fuelfiresstx @Slotkinate I obviously agree that Abbott was incorrect, I think he’s a piece of shit. But more to the point that it doesn’t prove some large sweeping rule about society just because Abbott pardoned someone.

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@fuelfiresstx @Slotkinate Comparing individual cases is pointless unless there’s some huge overlap in how they were handled. It’s like me countering and saying “well what about OJ”. Different courts, different time, different case. It all makes a huge difference.

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@Marblechops79 @ClimateWarrior7 Why would a couple of TikTok’s prove that it’s more than 0.4%?

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@reflexivity_ @NoonienStar @TheOmniLiberal I don’t give a shit whether they’re the richest party in the world. I’m not a downwardly mobile spiteful loser.

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@cyrusradfar @lurkskywalker3 @Mike_from_PA He took his class. That doesn’t equate to mentor/advisor.

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@reflexivity_ @NoonienStar @TheOmniLiberal Just posting screenshots and not saying anything. You’re a dip shit mate.

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@reflexivity_ @NoonienStar @TheOmniLiberal I’m not doing victory laps. I’m not happy with where things are. I’m just pointing out that you’re not exactly in any position.

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@4_frenz @Polymarket That’s the complete opposite of what would work. Increasing living standards is the only sure fire way to cause population decline (besides genocide).

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@yannispappas This is one of the dumbest tweets I’ve ever read.

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@yannispappas Who are you alluding to being hypocritical here? Both the US and Israeli governments are tough on illegal immigration. They openly say it’s a bad thing all the time.

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@reflexivity_ @NoonienStar @TheOmniLiberal Funnily enough Liberals have won one more election against Trump than the DSA and far left ever will.

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@reflexivity_ @NoonienStar @TheOmniLiberal Liberals have overseen the most prosperous few decades in human history. In no way have they failed.