Do Werk

Dad, carpenter, and memecoin trader. My family keeps me sane.
fuck Slingoorio, buy $SOS GzpSaeXXu71VYaHTFsD9xeGP5SXevMMF2Pfvuq1jpump

[Do Werk @Werkitbtch]

Got burnt by Sling real too? Dont buy back in. If your in, sell that shit. Dont pump his bag. Very likely the whole titty cabal was in on it including the ones he "kicked out" he set them all up very nicely before the dump. Crypto carrot recieved 10k in btc an hour after dump.

[The White Scammer @TheWhiteScammer]

GM fam. Another day , let's spread the word about the scammer solana:DNYRJmZuD7cx3rXjaoosQyDx5QBV8ZS3eBWWnUFbpump. Bag work your brains out, any new comers to the @Pumpfun app need to know what slingoor has done so they can be protected.

[Do Werk @Werkitbtch]

@Slingtoshi @slingoorio I'll even stick to my word and airdrop you the 100k tokens for being 1 of the first 10 buys. Do you want a real life person to succeed or is it all just bullshit

[Do Werk @Werkitbtch]

@Slingtoshi Here @slingoorio, give back to someone you completely fucked. Even just buy $10 worth and show that you actually care about the trenches. Shine some light on someone who is really actually trying to make it. 2Ffp9cDwswZggzahvTYFBKi3v3eAoYu56ZfaESvLpump

[Do Werk @Werkitbtch]

@cryptoanon1 For sure. I guess I shoulda held for the full bounce but that shit is dead now. My fault for being there in the first place. Just another hopeful person that trusts way too much. I expect everyone to be like me. And there are some. But they arent the ones running shit

[Do Werk @Werkitbtch]

Imagine trying to hold that boat up... thats what the people buying into big titty coin are trying to do. You've got a bunch of people trading the 20-30% pumps just trying to gain something back. If your already in there, you can keep trying, if your not, stay far far away

[Do Werk @Werkitbtch]

@lemmy_cooke You forgot what came next!

[Do Werk @Werkitbtch]

Airdropping 100,000 tokens to each of the first 10 holders. Buy atleast $10 worth... This would run if there is a resolution to the war

[Do Werk @Werkitbtch]

https://t.co/APyXc0owv2

[Do Werk @Werkitbtch]

@lemmy_cooke There is an assload of people, just trying to recoup some of what they lost all the way up to 20mil. Any money you put in will be taken out by the people who also got fucked and are trying to recover. Thats just the way it is

[Do Werk @Werkitbtch]

Blocked by @lemmy_cooke
They dont like the idea of someone raining on their extraction parade. I will say, @lemmy_cooke is prob a normal person trying to bagwork to get back what they lost, but im a normal person too that got fucked with this project.

[Do Werk @Werkitbtch]

@lemmy_cooke You forgot what came next!

[Do Werk @Werkitbtch]

@slingoorio @Iamtheonly42504 Fuck you man. It will be known if you coordinated this. Theres people already on that shit. You'll regret it at some point in your life.

[Do Werk @Werkitbtch]

@BigTittyBTC https://t.co/vs4i2mMu7o

[queenalyssa @queenalysoor]

There are two types of stars on @pumpfun; the man who kills a thousand people in a day, and the man who kills one person every day for a thousand days.

@slingoorio , rather unusually, belonged to the former. Most favour the latter. It’s more sustainable, the victims more dispersed, the responsibility harder to assign. The true scale only becomes apparent in aggregate.

And apparently, if you’re particularly accomplished at the latter, you might even win your squad $1.5 million. 😂

@a1lon9 @json1444, I hope you’ve retained a decent King’s Counsel bros. Preferably not that KOL masquerading as a lawyer 😂

The published competition results contain demonstrable computational errors. @chefofmemes is correct on that point; the arithmetic doesn’t rest on your side. That case is very strong. I’ll lay it out soon.

You guys at @pumpfun truly can’t seem to do a single thing right. Whether basic contract law or basic arithmetic. 😂 Maybe it’s just the age thing. You guys would win the powerball and lose the ticket 😂

First, I’ll conclude my on-chain analysis of slingoor.

Many will remember that on 13 September, before Slingoor acquired his infamous Big Titty Coin position, another coin existed under precisely the same name and ticker. What followed was an extraordinary numerical coincidence AHH 😂

At 16:41 UTC, wallet AmUQBHT5… launched the original $BTC (FQtqFpHS…) and gifted Slingoor 500,000 tokens. At 19:32, he purchased another 230.7 million, accumulating approximately 23% of the supply.

Thirteen minutes later, another wallet (7jQwHdK…) launched the now-infamous $BTC (C5xph2…). Precisely 107 seconds after launch, it transferred 230 million tokens to Slingoor, almost exactly mirroring the position he’d just accumulated in the original.

In the first coin, he purchased his 23%. In the second, an ostensibly unrelated developer simply handed him virtually the same allocation for nothing. 😂 Then came “buy the other one, it has the proper rewards”, and attention shifted to the new $BTC.

By 20:11, Slingoor was publicly urging his extraordinarily generous new developer to “please pay dex and make this project a 100M runner”. 😂 He eventually liquidated his original position at 23:05 for a modest profit.

The original callout SHA256 267ec6d0a26134447207eaf21fc544a34f1ea9b73ec246b1e4520f00b65751be

Two lines of inquiry from there. The creator-fee distribution directed 95% to wallet 9swuf51…, leaving just 5% for Slingoor’s public address. Separately, the ledger records 1,720 transactions jointly signed by Slingoor and operational wallet 3ULrdc…,

230M allocation:
https://t.co/OoeBOxnEDM

Original callout:
https://t.co/atRi5NLMea

95% recipient:
https://t.co/wA859UbYqV

Now, those two very average men (to say the least) indicated in red in the image, will be my starting focus for the next post and this competition issue.

[Do Werk @Werkitbtch]

@lemmy_cooke @BigTittyBTC @brysontiller @X @LilCryptoCarrot @d3vcav3 @CaptainHaole 👋

[queenalyssa @queenalysoor]

There are two types of stars on @pumpfun; the man who kills a thousand people in a day, and the man who kills one person every day for a thousand days.

@slingoorio , rather unusually, belonged to the former. Most favour the latter. It’s more sustainable, the victims more dispersed, the responsibility harder to assign. The true scale only becomes apparent in aggregate.

And apparently, if you’re particularly accomplished at the latter, you might even win your squad $1.5 million. 😂

@a1lon9 @json1444, I hope you’ve retained a decent King’s Counsel bros. Preferably not that KOL masquerading as a lawyer 😂

The published competition results contain demonstrable computational errors. @chefofmemes is correct on that point; the arithmetic doesn’t rest on your side. That case is very strong. I’ll lay it out soon.

You guys at @pumpfun truly can’t seem to do a single thing right. Whether basic contract law or basic arithmetic. 😂 Maybe it’s just the age thing. You guys would win the powerball and lose the ticket 😂

First, I’ll conclude my on-chain analysis of slingoor.

Many will remember that on 13 September, before Slingoor acquired his infamous Big Titty Coin position, another coin existed under precisely the same name and ticker. What followed was an extraordinary numerical coincidence AHH 😂

At 16:41 UTC, wallet AmUQBHT5… launched the original $BTC (FQtqFpHS…) and gifted Slingoor 500,000 tokens. At 19:32, he purchased another 230.7 million, accumulating approximately 23% of the supply.

Thirteen minutes later, another wallet (7jQwHdK…) launched the now-infamous $BTC (C5xph2…). Precisely 107 seconds after launch, it transferred 230 million tokens to Slingoor, almost exactly mirroring the position he’d just accumulated in the original.

In the first coin, he purchased his 23%. In the second, an ostensibly unrelated developer simply handed him virtually the same allocation for nothing. 😂 Then came “buy the other one, it has the proper rewards”, and attention shifted to the new $BTC.

By 20:11, Slingoor was publicly urging his extraordinarily generous new developer to “please pay dex and make this project a 100M runner”. 😂 He eventually liquidated his original position at 23:05 for a modest profit.

The original callout SHA256 267ec6d0a26134447207eaf21fc544a34f1ea9b73ec246b1e4520f00b65751be

Two lines of inquiry from there. The creator-fee distribution directed 95% to wallet 9swuf51…, leaving just 5% for Slingoor’s public address. Separately, the ledger records 1,720 transactions jointly signed by Slingoor and operational wallet 3ULrdc…,

230M allocation:
https://t.co/OoeBOxnEDM

Original callout:
https://t.co/atRi5NLMea

95% recipient:
https://t.co/wA859UbYqV

Now, those two very average men (to say the least) indicated in red in the image, will be my starting focus for the next post and this competition issue.

[Do Werk @Werkitbtch]

@lemmy_cooke @BigTittyBTC @brysontiller @X @LilCryptoCarrot @d3vcav3 @CaptainHaole Are you certain of that or just defending because you think its the loyal thing to do? Maybe we'll never know if anyone else was involved but it looks to me like we're going to find out sooner than later. Pumpfun will be a thing of the past within the next year

[Do Werk @Werkitbtch]

@queenalysoor @Pumpfun @slingoorio Thank you for doing this!

[Do Werk @Werkitbtch]

@BigTittyBTC @brysontiller @X @lemmy_cooke @LilCryptoCarrot @d3vcav3 @CaptainHaole He destroyed the trust in the community. Can't trust anyone there now. Im sorry to those who also got screwed. Anyone who was involved will get their karma and I hope I get to witness it

[Do Werk @Werkitbtch]

@BigTittyBTC @brysontiller @X @lemmy_cooke @LilCryptoCarrot @d3vcav3 @CaptainHaole https://t.co/hlUMnpE8kf

[cryptoanon @cryptoanon1]

@FvctCrvpto @RainyDays588478 @Pumpfun @a1lon9 @slingoorio

[queenalyssa @queenalysoor]

Yes, he’s correct. @pumpfun and @a1lon9 are well-aware of how legally explosive their Callout Rewards system is, hence the incessant revisions to its terms. Unfortunately, discovering the consequences of a contract after people have performed under it does not give you some miraculous power to rewrite obligations already incurred. 😂

That particular contractual issue is more for @SECGov than @FBIDirectorKash but the problem is cross-jurisdictional. But the argued preferential treatment of KOLs over peasants is trivial bros. Missing the forest for the trees. 😂

Pump’s terms allow subsequent moderation decisions to extinguish undistributed rewards, even after performance is complete. So pre much, the participant delivers the volume, tailers, engagement and every economic benefit Pump sought to incentivise.

So put simply; benefits are realised, irreversible and incapable of being returned. Yet pump reserves the discretion to subsequently extinguish the very payment that induced them.

Sadly for Pump, entire bodies of law exist because contractual freedom was never intended to become a licence for precisely that kind of exploitation. Australia is a big problem for them under the ACL’s unfair contract terms regime, with its application to foreign operators is ALREADY established High Court precedent in Karpik (2023).

Drafting yourself a contractual power is not the same as possessing a legally enforceable one. BASIC contract law man. First semester law student shit. 😂 Otherwise, every shady enterprise could simply write its obligations out of existence.

Then there’s the legally sensitive trading activity being incentivised through the rewards themselves. US law probs has the strongest position there.

You almost wonder if @pumpfun themselves got scammed from the job ad below & their chief legal officer is some KOL LARPing as a lawyer. 😂 The contractual powers they’re relying on to defend the arrangement are precisely what make it legally indefensible lmao.

But not even the most revered King’s Counsel can argue a contractual provision into enforceability where the law has already denied it my bros.

https://t.co/d3PYCLu9nh

[𝙇𝙚𝙭𝙖𝙥𝙧𝙤 @LexaproTrader]

I'm going to add all of the Pumpfun people I see trying to spin this narrative and shove this scammer down our throats again so everyone can see what they are doing. Most of these posts are heavily botted by Pumpfun's botnets:

[Do Werk @Werkitbtch]

@Hashbergers @Bobakush1 See thats the difference between you and him. Watch we'll find out next that the government contacted him and he snitching