Jeni Wert

Spark by irreplaceable spark 💖

[Jeni Wert @WertTheHell]

I don’t know if I’m a good mom or if I’m scarring my child for life but she requests ER on the couch at night and @MyFavMurder in the car. Naturally, she listens to my heart and subsequently pretends to cut off my fingers with trauma shears...

[Alicia🦎👁‍🗨🪐🌘 ⬛️ (Doctor) @hollowearthterf]

Morale will not improve until men understand that this scene has made women far hornier than any shot of Thor’s abs

[Jeni Wert @WertTheHell]

@HanSobbo 10/10 would recommend for anyone

[Jeni Wert @WertTheHell]

It should be illegal to send any email on T Swift fan code day….

[Jeni Wert @WertTheHell]

@HanSobbo Obsessed. The boots? Perfection.

[Jeni Wert @WertTheHell]

Fuck Bluey for making me cry four times in one morning. But also omg I love Bluey.

[Eras Tour Resell @ErasTourResell]

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[Jeni Wert @WertTheHell]

@ErasTourResell @TheSpaceGal @omgwtftaylor because why not?!

[Jeni Wert @WertTheHell]

Is it weird that I would love to be closer to my step-sister and her family but there is no way in hell I would want to be closer to my dad and step-mom? 😂

[Jeni Wert @WertTheHell]

I don’t care what anyone says…Midnights is totally a breakup album.

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

Why is EVERY POST ABOUT THIS SKIPPING THE GARDASIL VACCINE PART

[Jeni Wert @WertTheHell]

@HannahRubys He went on a rant about how she gave up on their marriage and stuff and then this getting released immediately after. Power. Move. She’s gonna take it all 🤷‍♀️

[Jeni Wert @WertTheHell]

Not me recommending a @bradmondonyc to a patient today in clinic 😂

[Jeni Wert @WertTheHell]

@indirectpass Yes! My SIL helped run it last season. Everyone says it’s pretty cool!

[Jeni Wert @WertTheHell]

@HannahRubys 🤮 this is what a psychologist Jordan Peterson talk about. Like men kill because they don’t get to do the sex. 🙄

[Jeni Wert @WertTheHell]

@ee_bridget As if pregnancy is the easiest thing with no risks AND that you don’t also have a CHILD to care for at the end of it all 🙃🙃🙃 what a clown.

[Jeni Wert @WertTheHell]

My favorite part of learning Spanish is my husband and I can talk about things in front of the kids. 😂 I told him (poorly) everything I got the kids for Easter I’m front of Em and she had no idea.

[Jeni Wert @WertTheHell]

@HanSobbo This show is messy. I love it and can’t stop watching.

[Jeni Wert @WertTheHell]

I don’t think there is anything better than telling a patient good news.

[Jeni Wert @WertTheHell]

@ee_bridget Omg, I can’t hear your voice saying this and it kills me. And the silent giggles you inevitably had 😂