Wesley Swan

Enjoy hitting round objects with sticks. Keeping up with trends in marketing, comedy in politics and the heartbreak in sports

[Wesley Swan @WesleyMSwan]

Bag of trail mix: 260 calories per 50 grams... Ate the whole 700gram bag in a sitting... The math is hurting my stomach

[Wesley Swan @WesleyMSwan]

@missy__clark All of y'all

[Jagmeet Singh @theJagmeetSingh]

During the worst of the crisis, Extendicare gave $10 million to shareholders when only spending $300,000 on care of seniors

And while dozens of seniors died from in their care

This is appalling

We need to take profit out of long-term care and take better care of our seniors

[Wesley Swan @WesleyMSwan]

@geoshitties Gotta get that seatbelt done up

[Dave Molinari @MolinariPGH]

In case you hadn't heard, the Penguins called off today's practice. Perhaps to give their arms a rest after having to raise them so often during the third period last night.

[Ariel Edwards-Levy @aedwardslevy]

what did A$AP Rocky know and when did he know it

[Wesley Swan @WesleyMSwan]

@geoshitties Clearly I'm hanging in the wrong places

[Wesley Swan @WesleyMSwan]

@JacksonLeeThom Start your own cult

[Wesley Swan @WesleyMSwan]

@candaceclark16....Following this case closely

[Vox @voxdotcom]

This man is suing his parents for giving birth to him https://t.co/p7RBY1ZvDX

[candace clark @candaceclark16]

#BellLetsTalk

[Kent @RealKentMurphy]

Indians coming after the Dodgers and Astros for the best record in baseball like https://t.co/M2Yg9MUyam

[Wesley Swan @WesleyMSwan]

Race relations have improved BIGLY! #Charolettesville #Trump

[Wesley Swan @WesleyMSwan]

False start - 5 Yard Penalty - Repeat 1st Down https://t.co/04lgMlHs5S

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

LSU running back Derrius Guice (@DhaSickest) has an interesting bowling form https://t.co/kUrWoVac7y

[No Laying Up @NoLayingUp]

Spieth is the only thing between Kuchar pouring fat free maple syrup out of the Claret Jug. No man has ever held greater responsibility.

[Brooks Lampe @brookslampe]

The Art of Bicycle Maintenance #HipsterBooks

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

The Empire Strikes Back-to-back. 🏆🏆

[Wesley Swan @WesleyMSwan]

The Hot Dog & Sausage Council doing fine work again https://t.co/3GNRnQ8Tm5

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

The average American eats 70 hot dogs a year, according to the Hot Dog & Sausage Council.

Joey Chestnut just ate 72 in 10 minutes.

[Wesley Swan @WesleyMSwan]

Righteous! https://t.co/IeVz8HN0z1

[Joel Osteen @JoelOsteen]

You are righteous right now. Not because of what you’ve done, but because of what Christ has done.

[Dr. Jalen Anthony Rose @JalenRose]

Can we go running time in the 2nd half? #nbaplayoffs

[Hunter Austin @HunterJAustin]

Thank God they played 82 games and these series before the Finals otherwise no one would've known who the two best teams were #NBAPlayoffs