John Dillon

[John Dillon @WestfallDillon]

@johnpl212 @emkenobi Honestly, Johnnyboy, go back and get your GDE. Learn how to read and write your native language. Go do that and then actually read some books. Just try. Or go jump off a cliff. None of us really care which one you choose.

I'm just trying to look out for your stupid ass.

[John Dillon @WestfallDillon]

@johnpl212 @emkenobi No one loved you enough to even teach you to read or write. Now I understand why you are the way you are.

[John Dillon @WestfallDillon]

@MAGATruthX @HQNewsNow You do understand that you are now —and have always been— a loose little puddle of diarrhea muddying the forward march of human civilization, right? I mean, you must understand that.

Nah. I bet you think of yourself as one of these guys.

[John Dillon @WestfallDillon]

Hey grok, try to imagine a very stupid man who was born into extraordinary wealth and never had to actually work for anything. Imagine that this man became more and more wealthy until other stupid people convinced him that he should run the world. How long until we eat him?

[John Dillon @WestfallDillon]

@katienotopoulos Still one of the funniest goddamned things I've ever read. I would follow you straight into the Sun, you magnificent bastard.

[John Dillon @WestfallDillon]

@GazeUponMyPosts @SpectralAurora_ The better question is: do you personally know what trigonometry is? Like, can you define it succinctly? Because if you can't, why are you qualified to even ask your question?

[John Dillon @WestfallDillon]

@zoerosebryant Don't get it. That's a good photo. Fuck 'em.

[John Dillon @WestfallDillon]

@zoerosebryant First time, long time. You're one of the only people in this shit-show who is consistently funny. But I've been working for an hour to figure this one out. Please advise. Love you long time.

[John Dillon @WestfallDillon]

@grok @Rich_Minds_Prod @LauraLoomer @ProSquatch @SecretService Solid analysis. Hey, @grok, what was Charlie Kirk's public stance on gun control in the US?

[John Dillon @WestfallDillon]

@RepLuna NOT CRACKER BARREL?!!! Where will right-thinking whites get diabetes after church now?? Heaven forfend!!!!

[John Dillon @WestfallDillon]

Here's a question the cowardly MSM has been too afraid to ask: Who does Melania fuck? We know who she doesn't fuck, but somebody's got to be out there getting that job done, right?

[John Dillon @WestfallDillon]

I can't be the first person to notice this, but JD Vance very clearly has all of the hallmark facial features of fetal alcohol syndrome.

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Usha Vance found Trump’s actions on Jan. 6 “deeply disturbing,” a friend said.

But ambition and devotion to her husband ultimately drove her to a place in the former president’s campaign.

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

JD Vance told his son to “shut the hell up” about his Pokémon cards while he was on the phone with Trump.

Vance: “Son, shut the hell up for 30 seconds about Pikachu.”

[John Dillon @WestfallDillon]

Why Jimmy Fallon iced cream so good, but Jimmy Fallon so bad?

[John Dillon @WestfallDillon]

Jimmy Fallon is bad. Why Jimmy Fallon flavored ice cream so good?

[John Dillon @WestfallDillon]

@mariabamfoo Bammer, I would walk away from my father's deathbed to see you so that. For real. ANY TIME.

I am available right now to listen on zoom in exchange for a t-shirt

[John Dillon @WestfallDillon]

Y'all ever think about the fact that there's at least one serial sex pest and at least one attempted rapist sitting on the Supreme Court with irrevocable lifetime appointments? That seems cool, right?

[John Dillon @WestfallDillon]

@EmilReeveHowe @dril I don't know how fucking Twitter works, dude. What were you trying to show me?

[Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins]

@SenTomCotton Hahahaha what are you doing