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[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[HI @arjunrajane]

Pokemon fans, please send requests tickets asking for an end of service software update that makes Pokemon Bank and Pokemon Transporter usable offline and locally connect to HOME so we don't lose access.
EN support: https://t.co/6uDIjuPyFk
JP support: https://t.co/LOdnQSwkFV

[Flonc | Pokémon Creator @FloncLive]

I've made some english versions of my info graphics to help you prepare for the innevetable Pokémon Bank shutdown on the 26th February 2027.

Get your Pokémon and Shinys on Home before its to late!

Please share and repost!

[bONGO 🌐 @wariocolosseum]

the pokemon equivalent to the burning of the library of alexandria

[Adam Cordeiro @AdamCordeiro7]

Stop! Internet I need your help. This is the very thing that makes Pokémon special. That shiny Zigzagoon you caught in 2005 can get dropped into Gen 10 and live another day. Dont break the chain! It is the greatest accomplishment in video game history! @GAMEFREAK_info @Nintendo

[Jordi @FlawedLoL]

Someone getting banned from PokeMMO into him making the game opensource and making it 100x better as revenge is the best timeline

[Jess ✨The Bad Cripple @BadCrippIe]

Nightmare blunt rotation final boss

[vada 🌱 @vadaathegreat]

a super cool detail: geeta’s foot & the staircase from her card are visible in rika’s card. 🤭

[kn¡ghtrayn🪻💜 @knghtrayn]

Skyrim healing when you run outta potions

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I needed to move a sofa.

I mentioned this to an American. He said, "You know anybody with a truck?"

I did not know anybody with a truck.

He looked at me with real concern. Not pity. Concern. The way you look at a man who has told you he does not have a name.

"You gotta know somebody with a truck."

I asked how one acquires such a person.

He said, "You just do."

This is the third time I have received that answer in this country. It is the answer to everything here. You just do. There is no process. There is only the eventual fact of having.

He said, "Ask Kevin."

I do not know a Kevin. He said Kevin like I should. He said it the way you say a shared uncle.

I met Kevin four days later. Kevin owns a truck. Kevin does not own a truck for himself. Nobody owns a truck for themselves. Kevin owns a truck for a fifteen mile radius.

Inside I said: THIS MAN HAS TAKEN A VOW. HE DID NOT ANNOUNCE IT. HE SIMPLY PURCHASED A BED AND ACCEPTED THE CONSEQUENCES.

Kevin arrived on Saturday. He brought the truck. He also brought a second man.

I had not asked for a second man.

The second man's name is Tony. Tony came because Kevin came. Tony did not know me. Tony did not ask what we were moving. Tony brought gloves.

They moved the sofa in eleven minutes.

I offered them money. Both of them laughed at the same time, which felt rehearsed and was not.

I asked what I owed them.

Kevin said, "Buy the pizza."

That is the price. That is the entire economy. The truck costs one pizza and the pizza is not negotiable and the pizza is also not expensive and everyone knows what size.

Inside I said: THE FEE IS FIXED ACROSS THE ENTIRE NATION AND WAS SET BY NO ONE.

We ate on the floor because the sofa was against the wall and none of us wanted to be the first to sit on it.

Tony told me his daughter plays soccer. I asked if she is good. He said, "She's aggressive."

I still think about that.

Three weeks later, Kevin texted me.

"You free Sunday? Helping Tony move a fridge."

He did not ask if I wanted to. He informed me of a fridge.

Inside I said: I HAVE BEEN CALLED UP. I DID NOT ENLIST. THE PAPERS WERE FILED ON MY BEHALF.

I went. I moved the fridge. I have no truck. I contributed only arms.

Afterward, a man I had never met asked me if I knew anybody with a truck.

I said, "Yeah, I got a guy."

I have a guy.

I am somebody's guy now, too. Tony has told two people about me.

He describes me as "the guy who's strong for his size."

I have never been prouder of a sentence in my life.

[EpicNNG @EpicNNG]

deadass just stared at my screen in awe this is elite ball knowledge holy