Wessy

Lost in the abyss @TraciDenise123

[sure is a hot one @playpigeonss]

When he popped out of the dugout, a roar came over the crowd. Tearing into umpires w/ a mouth full of Copenhagen snuff. They truly don't make them like this anymore. We're gonna miss you Bobby

[Still Real To Us @stillreal2us]

me at a party: this song was on the SmackDown vs. Raw 2007 soundtrack

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

if youre struggling to brush your teeth or shower or anything like that rn try doing it evil style

[femcel apologist @notsaraferdowsi]

What humans have done with string instruments is enough for me to feel like humanity is worth saving, but we’re on extremely thin ice

[Riċ @ricblurs]

hannah baker a weak bitch i’m on reason 575 chin still up

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

That’s for 9/11

[REE$E ⋆｡𖦹°‧★ @reesebepuffing]

a beautiful chinese woman named Deer Xing is communicating with me through road signs

[smitty werbenjägermanjensen @_letterbxmb]

I’m on r/men again, they’ve been asked “if you want kids, why wouldn’t you consider adopting or fostering?” And some of them replied “I want to continue my bloodline/legacy/last name.” Like… what legacy?? Jeff Smith????

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

pretty much

[Undergotten @Undergotten]

Isn't it nice how storms only happen on the weekends now? They never really interrupt Commerce. Got to keep the hamsters on the Wheel

[claire @rosiekennedyxx]

“Ew you let your dog sleep in your bed?”
Buddy I’d let him shoot a gun if he wanted to

[Max Zuber @aMaxZuber]

If Disney thinks I’ll pay for Hulu Live because they took their channels off YouTube Tv they are stupider than I thought

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

What the fuck am I supposed to do man? Why is this OUR problem? We shouldn’t have to give a dime or a second of our time for billionaire corporations to figure things out.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

i can’t even imagine the type of evil shit he did during this night

[🦆 B1G Duck Energy 🦆 @B1GDuckEnergyy]

“Unfortunately, our greedy millionaires at Disney couldn’t agree with the greedy millionaires at Google. Therefore, you all can go fuck yourselves.”

[g @34rths]

I just realized I am also just a coworker in someone else's story.......

[Roll Tide Danny @DanzW0rld]

Dudes will get on here and be like "poor kids don't deserve to have a cookie" and think they're the good guys

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

“Halloween dont feel the same” idk maybe it’s because your 32