the mike

cornfed white boy 🌽

[the mike @WhatUpWithMike]

'300 Items Or Fewer' - express checkout at CostCo

[the mike @WhatUpWithMike]

@mattknudsen hope you’ve been doing a lot of liking today!

[the mike @WhatUpWithMike]

@BriggsHatton I sharted and was immediately declared King Fuck Of All Family

[the mike @WhatUpWithMike]

@ACNewman I really dislike musicals, but I love WSS.

[the mike @WhatUpWithMike]

@danguterman do you love me

[the mike @WhatUpWithMike]

@Randazzoj Merry Christmas!!

[Arby’s Provocateur @SamGrittner]

To everyone that can’t be or isn’t around their family today: I’m sorry and I wish you the best.

To everyone that is or has to be around their family today: I’m sorry and I wish you the best.

[the mike @WhatUpWithMike]

@DroughtIsOver Merry Christmas, brother :)

[the mike @WhatUpWithMike]

@DroughtIsOver ZECHARIAH FOR THREE BINGOOOOOOO

[the mike @WhatUpWithMike]

@danCLYNE DUMB PLINGS

[the once-ler of minecraft @sugoishiba]

i wanna know where the fuck my mom got this from

[Dan Cassaro @Dan_Cassaro]

When somebody has a problem with you smooching your best friend.

[the mike @WhatUpWithMike]

@HalpernAlex my wife and i had our second child!

[the mike @WhatUpWithMike]

@resafa @DatAinoDamPuppy UH YEAHHHHHH

[Barry Manilow @barrymanilow]

I know. I’ll run for president. I’ll make some romantic music. Everybody will get laid. And everybody will be happy again. 😀

[the mike @WhatUpWithMike]

@DatAinoDamPuppy south african bar/restaurant. always playing matches at weird hours. karaoke. highly recommended.

[the mike @WhatUpWithMike]

@DatAinoDamPuppy ever check out Springbok in Van Nuys? the place to be!

[ian karmel @IanKarmel]

Fun sports fact, the Blazers and Spurs are both named after items of clothing that k.d. lang is probably wearing right now.

[the mike @WhatUpWithMike]

@jondaly dude, you stole the entire trailer.

[the mike @WhatUpWithMike]

@B_La_D @npr1000 love you, buddy. merry merry! get that new chance/jeremih!!