Allison Elise

live. laugh. love. learn. living the best i know how. lauging as much as i can. loving with my whole heart. learning on a daily basis.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

TLC recorded the theme song for Nickelodeon’s 90s sketch show "All That."

[ALICE @In_Twittaland]

Sorry that I didn't fulfill your expectations, but when I tried to read your mind there was nothing there.

[ALICE @In_Twittaland]

Stimulate her mind and you'll stimulate her body.

[Allison Elise @What_a_sin]

I swear my best friend is legit the best.

[Allison Elise @What_a_sin]

I can't get over his cuteness.🌾🐶

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(619): This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.

[Louie 👨🏾‍🍳 @LouieVRee]

I take my girl's glasses away until the end of the day so she can't see other niggas

[Allison Elise @What_a_sin]

@_thewxxknd better than iphone? Cause I've had iPhones forever wanna make sure I could figure it out lol

[Allison Elise @What_a_sin]

Well in general galaxy vs iphone

[Allison Elise @What_a_sin]

Sooo anyone have galaxy a 5 debating getting one this week lemme know what ya think :)

[Allison Elise @What_a_sin]

#I❤️ny

[Speak Comedy @SpeakComedy]

Now this is art

[Speak Comedy @SpeakComedy]

No text back... but you tweeting

[Speak Comedy @SpeakComedy]

this plate is the only thing that is allowed to tell me how to live my life