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[Bars as Big as Cars @ThomasDavi64531]

Eminem & Kendrick only rapper's to turn there enemies into emo girls

[Alan Fisher @alanthefisher]

Lmfao boomers really elected a guy that just brought back the 1970s oil crisis because he was bored

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

idk who made this but godamnit lol

[bullseye options 🎯 @Whatevertrade42]

Loving the bitcoin people this past week lmao

[Brett Kane @BrettKaneRadio]

“Tackle or become Jamaican”

Broncos:

[Tyrone Powers 🇺🇸⚓️ @UNATCOHillaryPC]

Just found out you can turn off Amber alerts. Oh my goodness. I have finally muted Hispanic custody disputes forever

[𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐠 @CasuallyGreg]

The hardest part of motherhood is finding the right background music, angle and lighting for your fabricated, emotional meltdown videos.

[Not Your Average Liberal @NotAvgLiberal]

Jesus Christ.

Caitlyn Jenner looks like Shit.

[Warren @swd2]

Since Robert Kraft is in the news, this is a good time to remind you what he did.

In 2019, he went twice in two days to a massage parlor in Jupiter, FL.

The first time he got a handjob.

The second time he got a blowjob.

Cops were already suspicious of the place so they had cameras that caught it all.

BUT...

Bob is a billionaire. So he hired the best lawyers money could buy for "high 6 to low 7 figures" and they found a judge who ruled the cameras violated the law and tossed everything out.

Bob walked.

The women did not. They were arrested and charged with prostitution.

So in short.. fuck that guy and his holier than thou moral charade.

[DC Girl Saddity @J_adoreDiDi]

There’s a new generation of girls who have never been bullied by Joan Rivers and that’s unfortunate.

[samuel @gooofsterr]

The hardest Beavis and Butthead ever made me laugh was one where they're watching a music video set in front of the Egyptian pyramids and one of them says, "where the hell is this"

[Heidi @HeidiBriones]

90% of restaurants aren't good anymore. It's reheated Sysco slop.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Man, for people who hate SNAP because "it's a handout" sure are fucking salivating over a fake $5,000 handout.

[Brian Fink @b_fink]

Dear Goverment,

Don't give me money; just stop taking mine.

Signed,
Everyone

[Quadcarl @Quadcarl]

You didn’t get a DOGE check, you didn’t get a tariff check, and you sure as fuck ain’t getting an election check!

[Lloyd Legalist @LloydLegalist]

I feel a bit bad for cat owners putting up posters for their lost cats.

Your cat isn't lost, man. Cats don't get lost.

Your cat left you.

[God's Chosen Fascist @gcfascist]

I know I'm getting older because all the kids have the faggot haircuts

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

Please teach your sons that they don't have to tolerate bad attitudes and entitlement from poorly raised girls for them to be seen as a GOOD MAN

[Viking Rob @VikingRobVWO]

Keith Richards and Willie Nelson outliving Dolly Parton and Richard Simmons has me seriously questioning everything I was told in D.A.R.E. in 3td grade.

[Funny Degenerate @realfunnydegen]

My girl when I tell her that there will be football on 5 days a week for 18 weeks straight starting now