Michael Byrne

[Michael Byrne @WhatsTheROI]

Thanks @HP for screwing everyone over with your toner firmware update. I have GENUINE HP toners, but they are somehow “older generation” and are now locked out. What the hell is this about?!! No wonder everyone hates you as a company and you always struggle. Fix please!

[Michael Byrne @WhatsTheROI]

It looks like Donnie and his new crack legal advisors - probably led by Eric Trump - are using the “liar, liar, pants on fire” defense. It’s a bold strategy. Let’s see how it plays out.

[Michael Byrne @WhatsTheROI]

Florida and Texas are like if Footloose was a state.

[Michael Byrne @WhatsTheROI]

Was thinking #AlexJones’ face after the jury award makes him look like the first dude ever to lose at pocket ping-pong. Except that I think #JoshHawley holds that honor #ToxicMasculinity #toxicminisculinity

[Michael Byrne @WhatsTheROI]

Hi @Apple I went swimming in your supposedly waterproof Apple Watch 6 and it stopped working. 2 months out of AppleCare, and I have to pay full price? What gives? “Waterproof” but not “swimproof”? BS. How can you help fix this?

[Michael Byrne @WhatsTheROI]

Hey @elonmusk love my 3 month old Model Y Performance! Suggestion: I’m in MD and we need front plates. Can you add a feature that tells the front radar we have 3 inches of front plates, so 12 inches is closer to 8. Thanks!

[Michael Byrne @WhatsTheROI]

@EasterbrookG Hell’s Bar has great prices on beer, but the only things on TV are the naming announcement of the Washington Football Team, and the TV launch of the new fake TMQ column. @EasterbrookG, you are the OG and this is garbage!

[Michael Byrne @WhatsTheROI]

Hi @RepRaskin we need your help. the workers at my kids daycare were allowed to work there and pay tax but not have an SSN. MD just changed the rule, and the daycare people my kids have known and loved for 4+ years cannot return in 2022. What a bunch of garbage. Please fix!

[Michael Byrne @WhatsTheROI]

Hi @LeaderHoyer we need your help. the workers at my kids daycare were allowed to work there and pay tax but not have an SSN. MD just changed the rule, and the daycare people my kids have known and loved for 4+ years cannot return in 2022. What a bunch of garbage. Please fix!

[Michael Byrne @WhatsTheROI]

Hi @ChrisVanHollen we need your help. the workers at my kids daycare were allowed to work there and pay tax but not have an SSN. MD just changed the rule, and the daycare people my kids have known and loved for 4+ years cannot return in 2022. What a bunch of garbage. Please fix!

[Michael Byrne @WhatsTheROI]

Hi @LarryHogan we need your help. the workers at my kids daycare were allowed to work there and pay tax but not have an SSN. MD just changed the rule, and the daycare people my kids have known and loved for 4+ years cannot return in 2022. What a bunch of garbage. Please fix!

[Michael Byrne @WhatsTheROI]

Well, @ATT joins my "hell no, never doing business with you again" list. #accountabillity https://t.co/FGkY2iFVZD

[Financial World, the magazine of @StudyLIBF @_FinancialWorld]

What actually happened at Greensill? One of the questions being addressed at the:

[Michael Byrne @WhatsTheROI]

Hi @DCGovWeb, turns out I got a camera speeding ticket a month ago, but thanks to this loser @USPostmaster, my notice showed up after the 30 days. I had no chance to pay before the fine doubled. @MayorBowser this is not fair. How do I get this fixed?

[Meridith McGraw @meridithmcgraw]

Great news for Moderna/Pfizer vax:
-a two-dose regimen prevented 90% of infections by 2 wks after 2nd shot
-"extremely unlikely" vaxed people can still get asymptomatic infections and transmit the virus
-no sign variants render the vaccines less effective
https://t.co/y2luyI80Uw

[Michael Byrne @WhatsTheROI]

Got my first jab! Super excited. Great job finding basic science research to get us where we can make a highly effective vaccine in less than 12 months!

[Arnold Ventures @Arnold_Ventures]

👏 A momentous day in the fight for bail reform as the CA Supreme Court confirms the state's money bail system violates civil rights.

[The Atlantic @TheAtlantic]

"Biden’s Iran strategy requires both the flexibility of a gymnast and the precision of a surgeon to cooperate with Iran when possible, confront Iran when necessary, and contain Iran with the help of partner nations," @ksadjadpour writes: https://t.co/P06Bl0bT5x

[Michael Byrne @WhatsTheROI]

Hi @lakefront love your New Grist! So good. As close to a gluten beer as I’ve found. We buy by the case :-) this case is so pressurized an ounce foams a pint glass. Takes 5 mins to pour. What can we do?