Mrs Whippy

It's a successful day if I don't fall off my flip flops

[Mrs Whippy @Whippyster]

@mand_brun So pleased to hear your good news, merry Christmas lovely lady x

[Mrs Whippy @Whippyster]

@MatRicardo Fabulous Mat!

[Jason @NickMotown]

I visited one of those so-called “wind farms” recently. Virtually no wind being produced. If anything, it was using up the wind that was already there. Complete waste of time.

[Mrs Whippy @Whippyster]

@SusanCalman Love you Susan, you are an amazing lady! x

[Derren Brown @DerrenBrown]

Your Dad would like a Jagger print for Christmas.
https://t.co/uGzlzoKdXO

[Mrs Whippy @Whippyster]

@DerrenBrown That is amazing! My Uncle Robert had his t-shirt signed by the band in the 1960s. He discarded it on his bedroom floor. My grandma tutted, picked it up and washed it.

[Mrs Whippy @Whippyster]

@jennyeclair @desmondino Smooth lovely lady x

[Mrs Whippy @Whippyster]

@FloellaBenjamin Happy birthday you wonderful, wonderful lady! xxx

[Mrs Whippy @Whippyster]

This time Liam should have one of those blow up travel 'round the neck' pillows or he'll do himself a mischief at his age, poor love. Apparently those microphone stands don't go down.

[Mrs Whippy @Whippyster]

@Tripe_Writer I think there might be several methods. Don't bother with drinking from the other side of the glass though, you just spill the water and look like a doofus.

[Mrs Whippy @Whippyster]

@mand_brun How wonderful! So pleased for you both x

[Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦 @craiguito]

If this place doesn’t have a spicy curry on the menu called Sylhet Bang then why even bother

[Mrs Whippy @Whippyster]

100 people in my area took the trouble to rock up to their polling station, queue, collect their voting slip, enter the cubicle, stare at their voting slip, wave the pencil on string about a bit, NOT make any mark AT ALL on their voting slip and then post into the ballot box.

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

"Why do Americans write the month before day?"
"That's how you say it, month first"
"What's the date today?"
"It's the fourth of July"

[GlennyRodge @GlennyRodge]

Re-sharing something @adamparsons posted a few days ago. This, from our dear, late friend Simon Ricketts, which you may or may not wish to consider ahead of Thursday. X

[mutable joe @mutablejoe]

love tennis but never really been clear why they need a lifeguard

[Mrs Whippy @Whippyster]

I have sent off my postal vote. Unfortunately I think it was an AI post box. Come to think of it, it may also have been an AI form.

[Jason @NickMotown]

If you've been hit with a rhythm stick and you're looking for compensation, call the experts - call Ian Dury Lawyers 4 U.

[Mrs Whippy @Whippyster]

@SP1nightonly I'm bereft! I'm going to start again from the beginning and listen to the podcasts straight after. What an incredible 10 years. Can't wait to see what's coming from you guys next! Congratulations! XX