Cody Meadows

[Cody Meadows @WhiteBison5000]

@Protestia Couldn’t have happened to a better goy ! He will die for Israel and I’m sure the allegations of child trafficking had nothing to do with it huh “impastor”

[Josh Brown @RhubarbBrown]

Looks like Bubba Wallace is about to make a convincing case as to why bridges are racist.

[Cody Meadows @WhiteBison5000]

@JoelWebbon @rockwellsmerc Followed !

[Cody Meadows @WhiteBison5000]

@GovMikeHuckabee @LindseyGrahamSC What a fucking Jew cuck you are ! You have been an embarrassment for years ! Not his constituents ? You know , here in FUCKING America ? Move over there Jew boy and take @tedcruz with you . Fucking joke

[Cody Meadows @WhiteBison5000]

@RhubarbBrown

[Cody Meadows @WhiteBison5000]

@ScottSteiner I agree . So follow me !

[Cody Meadows @WhiteBison5000]

@dReAmZofGr8neSs @DrClownPhD Saying @RefMikeBeltran is a rookie is WILD and shows you’ve never watched a fight lol !

[Barrett Sallee 🇺🇸 @BarrettSallee]

Eli White is the first player in Major League history to have two home runs in a NASCAR track and a home run on Independence Day.

[Cody Meadows @WhiteBison5000]

@netanyahu With all lack of respect … go fuck yourself !

[Cody Meadows @WhiteBison5000]

@BravesVisionTV @BravesVision People in Eugen Oregon are pumped to watch the Cards and Cubbies game tonight !

[Cody Meadows @WhiteBison5000]

@AIPAC

[Bitcoin Jesus @BTCJFC]

Our forefathers shot tyrants, invaders and traitors in the face for freedom because it fucking works.

[Benjamin Michael @RealBenMichael]

Idk if ya’ll realize how unprecedented this is. This has NEVER happened in the history of the modern world.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

I voted against the rule to bring this omnibus forward for a vote.

Here is a breakdown of some of the most ridiculous items included in the omnibus, and some America First items that were not. I offered amendments to correct these errors—all of which were blocked or refused🧵:

[Cody Meadows @WhiteBison5000]

I swear @andruwjones25 ages in reverse ! Pumped he’s finally in the hall !

[Cody Meadows @WhiteBison5000]

@misfitpatriot_ Looks like absolute dogshit . I’ve seen Mexicans do better work . You should take this down as to not embarrass those of us who are actual tradesman .

[Cody Meadows @WhiteBison5000]

@ryanrogers @OldRowSwig Very common in the south , FBI = Firm believer in .

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@not_rekt_11 Extremely unfair

[SweetMarie @Oceanbreeze473]

I really appreciate how Netflix will warn me in advance about “strobing lights" and "smoking" but not that two hairy guys are about to start French kissing.

[Mark Cecchini, CFP® @markcecchini]

TAX MAN: Hey you! Your W-2 is ready. Pumped for tax season.

ME: Awesome, so I can file my taxes now?

TAX MAN: Nope, your wife’s W2 isn’t ready yet.

ME: Cool. I'll see if she knows her ADP login.

TAX MAN: Hey. Your 1098 is ready.

ME: Great, that’s my mortgage interest right?

TAX MAN: Yep. But your loan got sold last year haha. So you’ll get two 1098s, one from each bank.

ME: Yea I remember getting a letter about that at some point…that's like the 3rd time our mortgage has been sold.

TAX MAN: Btw only 1 of your 1098s is ready. The other isn't.

ME: Cool, so I still can't really file yet.

TAX MAN: Yep. But your brokerage account 1099s will come out in mid-Feb.

TAX MAN: Go look for a Consolidated 1099, or separate 1099-INT, 1099-DIV, 1099-B, 1099-R.

ME: I thought 1099s were for people who were contract-based employees or gig workers?

TAX MAN: Nah, 1099s are for so many things man.

TAX MAN: Did you sell RSUs last year? If so, you'll get a 1099-B that shows $0 basis, so you'll want to go get a Supplemental Information document from your broker.

ME: Cool, thanks for the heads up. Someone will tell me that explicitly, right?

TAX MAN: Not at all.

ME: Cool. What’s the difference between 1099-MISC and 1099-NEC?

TAX MAN: 1099-NEC (Non-Employee Compensation) reports payments to contractors. 1099-MISC (Miscellaneous) reports other types of payments like rent, royalties, and prizes, etc.

TAX MAN: They changed it a few years ago but didn't really tell anyone.

ME: Why are you the way you are?

TAX MAN: Nobody knows.

ME: Looks like I got a 1099-K this year?

TAX MAN: Did you sell something online?

ME: I sold a couch on Facebook Marketplace

TAX MAN: For how much?

ME: $600...

TAX MAN: Congratulations, you’re a business now.

ME: Okay I have all my 1099s, I’m ready to file.

TAX MAN: Did you check for corrected forms?

ME: What?

TAX MAN: Sometimes they prepare a corrected one to recharacterize income or fix mistakes.

TAX MAN: They come like a few weeks later.

ME: So should I wait?

TAX MAN: Up to you man.

TAX MAN: File now and maybe amend later?

TAX MAN: Or wait, and maybe it never comes.

ME: Cool.

ME: Oh btw, I invested in a private company last year.

TAX MAN: Ah, you’ll be getting a K-1 now LOL.

ME: Great, when?

TAX MAN: LOL.

ME: Taxes are due in a couple months...

TAX MAN: Right.

ME: But the form comes in October?

TAX MAN: Sometimes September if you’re lucky!

ME: So what do I do?

TAX MAN: File an extension and make a payment.

ME: I filed an extension, but I think we owe money.

TAX MAN: Yeah you'll need to pay that by 4/15.

ME: But I don’t know how much I owe?

ME: Because I don’t have all my forms...

TAX MAN: You estimate. 100% of last year's tax or 90% of this year's tax....or else you get slapped with thousands in underpayment penalties/interest.

ME: What if I make over $150,000?

TAX MAN: Then you have to pay in 110% of last year's tax....or 90% of this year's tax.

ME: What if I estimate wrong?

TAX MAN: Penalty.

ME: What if I overpay?

TAX MAN: They’ll refund it eventually.

ME: With interest?

TAX MAN: LOL no.

ME: I did everything right.

ME: I have all my forms

ME: I filed on time

ME: I’m getting a refund

TAX MAN: Congratulations

ME: When will I get it?

TAX MAN: The IRS says 21 days

TAX MAN: It’s been 12 weeks

TAX MAN: Your return is “still being processed”.

ME: Can I call someone?

TAX MAN: You can try.

TAX MAN: They’re experiencing higher than normal call volume.

ME: For how long?

TAX MAN: Since 2019.

ME: What if I just don’t file?

TAX MAN: Prison.

ME: What if I file wrong?

TAX MAN: Also prison, but less likely.

ME: What if my accountant files wrong?

TAX MAN: Still your fault.

ME: Can I just move somewhere with no income tax?

TAX MAN: You can try!

ME: What if I leave the country?

TAX MAN: You still have to file.

TAX MAN: For ten years after you renounce citizenship.

ME: This is tyranny.

TAX MAN: That's funny because that's actually how this whole thing started.