mike milla

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[mike milla @WhoElseButMilla]

@Stallion83 Xbox now has absolute control over what you are allowed to play and when. PlayStation said the quiet part out loud, xbox is doing the same way but not being forward about it. When your console can only hold like 3 games at a time anyway, how could this possibly more convenient?

[mike milla @WhoElseButMilla]

@Bri4nF where would be a good spot to find you for a quick hello at combo breaker?

[mike milla @WhoElseButMilla]

@Metra @metraBNSF @BNSFRailway the awful Ventra app strikes again. Why doesn't the schedule say it's operating like it's sunday. Super convienient for planning to go to work. Why is everything you do so awful. More people might use the train if there was ANY communication

[mike milla @WhoElseButMilla]

Is it weird or just quirky to bring moccasins to a party where the host asks you to take your shoes off. Asking for a friend

[mike milla @WhoElseButMilla]

@Metra @metraBNSF how am I supposed to get on or off the train if the doors don't open at my stops. This is my only mode of of transportation rn and I hate that I have to spend it with you.

[mike milla @WhoElseButMilla]

Brown sugar is not a substitute for a mixer with vodka

[mike milla @WhoElseButMilla]

@kirarosepetal The cats pretty dope, but I swear their human models look weirder every year

[mike milla @WhoElseButMilla]

Have you ever sneezed so many times on the highway you had pull over bc you were too lightheaded to drive

[mike milla @WhoElseButMilla]

@sethgunkel Can i just Krazy glue 2 bumble bees in my ears

[mike milla @WhoElseButMilla]

Why the fuck won't my radio go any louder. I can still hear my thoughts

[mike milla @WhoElseButMilla]

Why is it easier to make the world's worst sex playlist than it is to make a half decent one 😩

[mike milla @WhoElseButMilla]

Have you ever watched a man try to flip a full water bottle for over an hour?

[mike milla @WhoElseButMilla]

Tell me why I have to tell a grown woman to stop playing hide and go seek tag in a hardware store

[mike milla @WhoElseButMilla]

How come the only time I need to poop is when there's 3 customers in line. Why has my colon forsaken me.

[mike milla @WhoElseButMilla]

There's nothing more upsetting than watching something that has so much potential, be so inconsistent 😥
Regretfully, @McDonalds

[mike milla @WhoElseButMilla]

@SUICIDEBOYS my first concert ever was tonight, got someone's blood on my tour shirt in the floor mosh. I couldn't be happier with the everyone's set 💀☠️👽👹

[mike milla @WhoElseButMilla]

Anyone tryna microdose nicotine and bitch about politics, gen Z and mid west weather?

[mike milla @WhoElseButMilla]

You ever think about how many cops are doing hard time in prison deep undercover?

[mike milla @WhoElseButMilla]

There's gotta be a whole group of kids who swore the only reason they're bad at fornite was because of the building that are now getting absolutely clowned on by all their friends #FortniteChapter3Season2

[mike milla @WhoElseButMilla]

I just saw someone with handicap license plate that said "Y WALK" 🤣