Yung Piante

ready and willing to offer expert opinions on things I don’t know shit about

[Yung Piante @WhoFidnaTryna]

Back in stock! *limit 5 per customer*

[Ray Foss @FossPrime]

I made my Steam Controller automatically charge itself

@Dexerto @HardwareSteam @valvesoftware

[Yung Piante @WhoFidnaTryna]

@happyfreb @Krissa_Kray_ Ting also bangs

[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

from japanese wikipedia (autotranslated to english)

[Yung Piante @WhoFidnaTryna]

This game rips. If you have seven bucks and a lot of time to burn, can’t recommend it enough

[Wario64 @Wario64]

Megabonk is $6.99 on Steam https://t.co/U0xxDC0ok3

Deck verified

[Yung Piante @WhoFidnaTryna]

@PoopcelGroypers Tropic thunder, dibs on rdj

[Katsuhiro Harada @Harada_TEKKEN]

I finally made it to WAFFLE HOUSE.

The staff are always friendly, and when I asked if they would sell me a menu, they sold me one for $5.
Next time, I’ll be back at 3 a.m. for fight time.
#WAFFLEHOUSE

[lukas 🌼 @invincinibility]

say some gangster is dissin' your fly girl
you just give em one of these

[Jon 🔬 @JonnyMicro]

Trusted a fart and shit my pants

Whose fault is it? That’s right

Israel

[Yung Piante @WhoFidnaTryna]

Hard to look at this gold mine and not see how bleak things have become

[Video Game Nostalgia @GameStalgiaX]

What’s your favorite video game from 2003?

[Yung Piante @WhoFidnaTryna]

@bagridbagrid Feels like you can throw that mf in park so much harder with these

[Moundshroud of the Mists @KKalvaitis]

Don't worry about it. There are no ratmen under the city conducting warpstone experiments. You're hallucinating.

[Silly Little Guy @Czar_Of_Silly]

大暴れしてデールを称えろ！！ あのホモのジェフ・ゴードンに勝ち目なんてねえぞ！！

[Yung Piante @WhoFidnaTryna]

This Waffle House entirely staffed by zoomers told me that they no longer carry Worcestershire sauce. So now I’m just sipping the cup of Joe, mulling over if I should kill myself in here or in the lobby of the corporate office.

[Zack @Asmongold]

@_sn_n You can call it socialism I can it patriotism

I pay 7 figures in taxes every year and I'd be fine if it was more if that meant real Americans were getting it

I used to be a neet sitting at home collecting food stamps, now I pay for the next generation of neets

Circle of life

[Yung Piante @WhoFidnaTryna]

@Codie_Sanchez @pawgguy Guarantee this thing doesn’t have the code to process a big hog leg turd laid across the turlet seat

[Quattro (Weiss's Husband) @QuattroMKII]

When Zhang Jiao and his Yellow Turbans send their peasants, they're not sending their best. They're sending peasants with lots of problems, and the peasants bring their problems across the Yangtze. They're bringing opium, they're bandits. And some, I assume, are good people.