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[Darren @Whodini22]

@holly A minor character in Lord Of The Rings?

[Darren @Whodini22]

@ladbible Rubbish, no original Oasis fan leaps out of bed that easily without at least a grunt of a 40 year old back!

[Darren @Whodini22]

@PaganPlays Centre the target in your scope, adjust for windage and drop, breathe out as you squeeze the trigger.

[Darren @Whodini22]

@smith6_jane @DrRebeccaTidy I know about 20 years ago, average day court costs were £5k at magistrates and £10k at crown courts.

[Darren @Whodini22]

@smith6_jane @DrRebeccaTidy Financial Year 22/23, the average cost of a prisoner place for a year was a little over £51k. The year before it was closer to £47k (according to a very quick google search). So even if we low ball it and say an average across those 30 years of £40k, that's £1.2m.

[Darren @Whodini22]

@LFC @DjibrilCisse Wonder if he's learnt the offside rule yet?

[Darren @Whodini22]

@Bestsportfan @AvaSantina He's the party leader of something called The Heritage Party according to his bio.

[Darren @Whodini22]

@Mitchell1Jim @carolvorders @Neil_J_Ryder Due to impartiality rules I'd guess. In the run up to Brexit vote he had an episode that had to have an entire segment replaced as it explicitly called for a vote against leaving.

Sky would have to give equal time to people from other parties if they aired it.

[Darren @Whodini22]

@jmdlollollol @flockofwords @Nooeeeeeeeee @CL_Meadows It depends, did you post multiple gloating/piss taking posts about it on social media when it happened over some grudge between you and them?

If yes, then, probably (depending on the reason for the enmity).

[Darren @Whodini22]

@flockofwords @Nooeeeeeeeee @CL_Meadows That third image makes today a terrible day to have even vaguely working eyes...

[Darren @Whodini22]

@Scientits In this case, as they've been extremely consistent in predicting close to a tory wipe out for months, they could possibly be seen as a little bit more than a 'snapshot'. Maybe a movie. Like The Omen.

[Darren @Whodini22]

@_vixx You're not even older than me, let alone my mum!

[Darren @Whodini22]

@endeva_gg @MikeDrucker Although Fable 2 and 3, made you get uglier and fatter (as per game descriptions) if you ate anything with meat in it.

Which begs the question, @MikeDrucker how long have you been working on this?

[Darren @Whodini22]

@C418 @MikeDrucker Mike did that because he knows you hate it.

[Darren @Whodini22]

@LordGrimdark She's not wrong to be fair.

[Darren @Whodini22]

@RealAbhilash @theliverdoc It'll only take a minute though

[Darren @Whodini22]

@AdamRutherford Either that or Bugsnax

[Darren @Whodini22]

@JeremyVineOn5 @jemmaforte @thejamesmax @theJeremyVine "Let me finish, let me finish" he shouts just after having talked all over Jemma Forte...

[Darren @Whodini22]

@mrjamesob Curious use of the word 'mistake' James.

They mistakenly got footage from Penn St Stn, with "Bronx" clearly visible, put a soundtrack + voiceover on attacking Khan, and then mistakenly ran it as a political attack ad.

Remove the word "Mistakenly" and replace with "dishonestly"