Cal Kestis Is My Gardenhose

Christian, tennis fanatic, pop music banter, and US #ElectionTwitter

The Democratic party is pretty good, actually

[Cal Kestis Is My Gardenhose @WhoisSamSmith]

lmao

[Stella @stella2020woof]

President (National)

Biden (D) 77%
Williamson (D) 4%

3/3-3/5 by Morning Consult (B)
829 RV

Woof! Can I have a treat?

Poll #169675 #ElectionTwitter

Source: https://t.co/eQBHbLumJ8

[Conor Lamb @ConorLambPA]

In the USMC people take themselves off the job at times. I've seen it. It's encouraged. Leaving no one behind means helping them get back to 100%, whether @JohnFetterman or anyone.

Amazing all the tough guys commenting today who don't know how real men deal with these issues.

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

Really don't get the pushback at games costing 70 dollars now... like with inflation that's the best deal for a AAA game in history pretty much

[Campbell @czeiggy]

nikki haley thinking she’s going to be president has the same energy as ava max saying “sweet but psycho” paved the way for pop music

[Travis Westura @TravisWestura]

Here's a version of Nomad with Allied Vision that turns on for each player only after they construct their TC: https://t.co/SsNtE1qNpJ

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

US states but the first letter is missing

[Cal Kestis Is My Gardenhose @WhoisSamSmith]

@Hera_Aoe I thought it was much cheaper to have an Xbox instead of a gaming pc or a pc that has the functionality to play high-intensity games

[Out of Context Pokémon @OoCPokemon]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

[Jessy Han @hjessy_]

Total votes for House Speaker (all-time):

Nancy Pelosi - 2,226
Hakeem Jeffries - 1,272

[James @TypeForVictory]

Baffled by the number of Americans who really *want* to hate King Charles only to discover he's one of the very few major world figures to actually advocate for what twitter wants.

Environmentalism, community, public beauty, and unsubtle hints of social democracy.

[The Rogue Princess. @ShenaeCurry]

my 735th attempt at quoting a tweet that opened as a reply instead

[Cal Kestis Is My Gardenhose @WhoisSamSmith]

The US might have its problems, but none of those are anywhere near as bad as the yellow countries. I know it can feel like it sucks to live in the US political system, but it really is so much worse out there.

[Spargles 🇦🇺 @spargles]

Let's see how controversial this gets lmao

[CNN Politics @CNNPolitics]

For President Biden, the expanded Senate majority clinched by Democratic Sen. Raphael Warnock’s reelection in Georgia on Tuesday night serves as a capstone driven in large part by two years of cornerstone legislative wins https://t.co/eM4iAgKLx6

[Cal Kestis Is My Gardenhose @WhoisSamSmith]

@politicsluo honestly given how bad the map is, this is ideal tbh

[Nathaniel Rakich @baseballot]

Look, I can keep RTing completed counties that show Walker not doing what he needs to do. Or we can all just agree to say, Warnock is in the driver's seat. Just need to wait for ATL to confirm. #GAsen

[Cal Kestis Is My Gardenhose @WhoisSamSmith]

@oocsitcoms Ghosts (BBC)
Schitt's Creek
Fisk (AUS)
Superstore
Moon Knight

[Cal Kestis Is My Gardenhose @WhoisSamSmith]

ffs just decide on your name and stick with it

[6 News Australia @6NewsAU]

Reason Party applies to change their name to Public Education Party in NSW | #6NewsAU
https://t.co/bCxgZgEtou

[Cal Kestis Is My Gardenhose @WhoisSamSmith]

@GhostsScript Alison.